Jourdan

You making a last desperate attempt for the Wrist Slasher of the Year award?

for some reason I imagine your posts being read out loud by eric cantona 

Stand on the shore and you can see liquidation coming over the horizon.
 
When it hits this forum will experience a tsunami never seen before. 
 
Would love to be proved wrong.

Wouldn’t want to stand in his way, good luck Wayne ?

Inflatables aren't allowed to vote. ?? 

My girlfriend votes for me too.

My girlfriend votes for me too.

? Happy Christmas one and all

No one else is gonna so you just as well ?

Can you nominate yourself 

I'm sorry, I just couldn't bring myself to read on, just in case you have a lisp!   ?

Something, something cloud, something, something silver lining, something, something Play Offs!  
Quite looking forward to it!  ?

7 wins and just one defeat in 14 for Forest now.
As feared, what a superb job being done by Steve Cooper.
Be interesting to see how things develop there.
They will never get a better opportunity at promotion such is the quality of the league this year.

Alright alright you’ve made your point… I’ll dump her tomorrow

I've got a 19 yo lad on the market. 
Sullen, repellent personal habits, limited ambition and prospects. 
But reasonably easy going and not a crashing bore. 
Any use to you? 
?

Even more reason get shot of him mate.

Chuck him out on his ear and say to him dont you dare darken my door way again.