I hope Mel...

[SuffolkRam]

I hope he goes for a hair transplant and the derby supporting surgeon gives him a head full of pubes

 

[Yani P]

Or he goes in for plastic surgery and comes out looking like the Gibson parasite.

[Abu Derby]

9 minutes ago, Yani P said:

Or he goes in for plastic surgery and comes out looking like the Gibson parasite.

What - Mel Gibson?

[Abu Derby]

He is paraded on the pitch before kick-off against Cardiff and Private Derby runs at him and head butts him with his horns, crushing his knackers and sending him tumbling into the South Stand whereupon he he is crowd surfed just like that blow up phallus was. 

[jimtastic56]

I hope Mel has the tax man “On his case” for the rest of his life, because all this mess was caused by him not wanting to pay his dues like the rest of us.

[Bris Vegas]

I hope Ikechi Anya sends him a christmas card thanking him for supporting his retirement fund.

[SinceIWasntSoYoung]

I hope Mel watches on whilst the Rams surge back up the league and take the Premier League by storm in 2024-2025.???

[uttoxram75]

I hope that every time he goes into a supermarket, the one aisle he needs is completely blocked by that group who are never in a hurry, have settled in for a group chat and he is battling the clock to get what he needs and get somewhere else fast.

[GboroRam]

3 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

I hope that every time he goes into a supermarket, the one aisle he needs is completely blocked by that group who are never in a hurry, have settled in for a group chat and he is battling the clock to get what he needs and get somewhere else fast.

That's a good one. 

I also hope there's a woman standing with her trolley blocking the one shelf he needs to get to. 

[Gee SCREAMER !!]

21 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

I hope that every time he goes into a supermarket, the one aisle he needs is completely blocked by that group who are never in a hurry, have settled in for a group chat and he is battling the clock to get what he needs and get somewhere else fast.

Then to the till, where someone wants 10 lottery tickets and someone to check the numbers for the last 3 months on previous weeks. perhaps throw in a winning scratch card where they want a variety of new ones for the tenner they won.  While I'm here, I think you over charged me on these hob nobs by 20p yesterday.  'Hold on love' I'll have to get someone to check. 5 minutes later 'No love that was the 100g packet.  Now how do you use this card thing. 'you've done it wrong try again'  and on and on 

[Mr. P]

I hope he chips his nail polish & gets ladders in his tights constantly. 

[Alan Ramage 4 EVA]

14 minutes ago, Mr. P said:

I hope he chips his nail polish & gets ladders in his tights constantly. 

I hope someone goes in his house when he`s out and takes his dog on a REALLY REALLY long walk.

So when he gets home and trys to walk his dog it will be FAR TOO tired and he`ll be FLUMMOXED

[jimtastic56]

I hope Mel decides to do a bit of DIY to forget all the mess he has caused . Then smashes his hammer on to his thumb , bringing “Tears to his eyes”. Like I have just done.