King Kevin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 What's your three things for a footballing perfect storm ? 1 Mine are losing to the dogs on Sunday . 2 Losing the play off final 3 Butterfield coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 leicester suffered a perfect storm of sort a couple of years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1. Dropping out of the playoffs on the last day of the season. 2. Mel putting us up for sale so no summer investment. 3. Blacknan Butterfield Martin and bryson return triggering us calling in the receivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, HantsRam said: 1. Dropping out of the playoffs on the last day of the season. 2. Mel putting us up for sale so no summer investment. 3. Blacknan Butterfield Martin and bryson return triggering us calling in the receivers. Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Derby miss out on play offs on last day of season Forest escape relegation on same day. Harry Kane, Dele Ali and Raheem Sterling get injured on same day...meaning not even the World Cup worth looking forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Our star signing being Claude Davies Us getting 11 points Paul Jewell becoming manager Oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Derby keep pretty terrible form, but consistent in the fact we arnt beaten too often, but our early season form just about keeps us in the play offs. last day stuff, we've totally crumbled, everyones on a downer and we just want the season to be finished. kind of like usual. further more...we suffer some key injuries even though we're already looking finished. But.... as s so often the case in football, almost predictably. Hence the origin of the games relationship with cliches..... ....As underdogs, We somehow drag ourselves to promotion through winning the playoffs. unlikely heroes all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1. Finding later that the Ref had been bribed by Juventus 2. Peter Gadsby promising a roof lifter and the Wee Billy arrived. 3. Regretting that Franny Lee didn't land a decent punch on Hunter. Off topic I know.......... We will win the play offs btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967Ram Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 46 minutes ago, HantsRam said: 1. Dropping out of the playoffs on the last day of the season. 2. Mel putting us up for sale so no summer investment. 3. Blacknan Butterfield Martin and bryson return triggering us calling in the receivers. I've heard of keema, peshwari and garlic nan (my favourite is plain though) but I've never heard of a blacknan. Is it just an overdone one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, 1967Ram said: I've heard of keema, peshwari and garlic nan (my favourite is plain though) but I've never heard of a blacknan. Is it just an overdone one? She's related to my mate Phat Fingars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1. Richard Keogh signs a new contract. 2. The media department release a YouTube video of a giant MS paint level ram cloud in the sky above the city ground. 3. The catering team try to mask the fact they serve Carling by offering us trays of soggy roast potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BramcoteRam84 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Rams miss out on the playoffs Mel sacks Rowett Mel appoints Gary Neville as new manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Rams somehow pull off the impossible and get promoted We sign Patrick Bamford for 10 million, Assombalonga for 20 million and Tammy Abraham for 30 million Gary Rowett starts our first premier league game with 1 man up front and Cameron Jerome starts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1. We started as a Baseball Team 2. We became a Football Team 3. We end up merging and giving Derby Storm the venue they require and Derby Storm are back......Perfect Storm. and One Direction all start wearing Derby Storm Basketball tops and we become the biggest and best Basketball team in the whole wide world........yeah Perfect.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 my mother writes me out of her will for missing Mother's Day to watch Rams v forest. 2 we lose to forest anyway. 3. We sack Rowett and appoint arry Houdini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1. Several thunderstorms over warm water oceans come together and begin to rotate around a central core. The rotation is caused by the Coriolis Effect. The Coriolis Effect makes moving objects appear to curve toward the right in the Northern Hemisphere and toward the left in the Southern Hemisphere because of the Earth’s rotation. 2. The water must be at least 27 degrees Celsius. The warm water provides the energy for increased evaporation of water from the ocean surface. The ocean water must be warm enough to a depth of at least 200 feet. 3. There should be very little wind shear in the area. Wind shear occurs when there is a difference in wind speed and direction over a short distance. Strong wind shear can stop the formation of hurricane eyewalls. A rapid cooling of air temperature with height allows for condensation to occur and quick development of more cloud formation in the storm wall. If all these factors are present, the storm intensifies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretDave Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Finding out that the German centre-back is finally signing, but he's Stefan Schnoor Mk 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 History repeats: 1 We slump big time in Jan/Feb 2 The manager gets the elbow after the Forest match 3 We fail to make the play-offs 4 I still buy a season ticket 5 Build up hope during the summer 6 We look good by Xmas 7 Return to 1. Repeat endlessly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raich Carter Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, SecretDave said: Finding out that the German centre-back is finally signing, but he's Stefan Schnoor Mk 2. What was wrong with Stefan Schnoor? He wasn’t exactly Clod Davies was he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretDave Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, RaichCarter said: What was wrong with Stefan Schnoor? He wasn’t exactly Clod Davies was he. Schnoor was OK. He was just a bit of a downgrade on Chris Powell at the time. Claude Davis was an absolute joke of a signing. Times are certainly better now than when we were making signings such as Davis, Feilhaber, Pereplotkins and Liam Dickinson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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