RadioactiveWaste Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 After a poor start to next season, under relentless pressure from a handful of internet forum posters, Steve McClaren is brought back. Having sold Martin to reading for £2.5m earlier in the summer, we buy him back on deadline day for £5m, selling vydra to cover the cost. We play 4-4-2 with Butterfield and Bryson CMs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: After a poor start to next season, under relentless pressure from a handful of internet forum posters, Steve McClaren is brought back. Having sold Martin to reading for £2.5m earlier in the summer, we buy him back on deadline day for £5m, selling vydra to cover the cost. We play 4-4-2 with Butterfield and Bryson CMs. As a result of boiling huddlestone down for glue and George Thorne being rendered quadraplegic in a freak holiday beach football incident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967Ram Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 hours ago, FindernRam said: History repeats: 1 We slump big time in Jan/Feb 2 The manager gets the elbow after the Forest match 3 We fail to make the play-offs 4 I still buy a season ticket 5 Build up hope during the summer 6 We look good by Xmas 7 Return to 1. Repeat endlessly. Groundhog Season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967Ram Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: After a poor start to next season, under relentless pressure from a handful of internet forum posters, Steve McClaren is brought back. Having sold Martin to reading for £2.5m earlier in the summer, we buy him back on deadline day for £5m, selling vydra to cover the cost. We play 4-4-2 with Butterfield and Bryson CMs. It's all perfectly plausible until the 4-4-2!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 17 minutes ago, 1967Ram said: It's all perfectly plausible until the 4-4-2!! OK, I'll refine my nightmare to include Steve McClaren and Nigel Pearson are brought in as a double act in a move Mel describes as "innovative, with Nigel responsible for technical coaching and tactics with Steve responsible for defensive coaching and man management, recruitment will be handled by new director of football, Dennis Wise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 34 minutes ago, HantsRam said: As a result of boiling huddlestone down for glue and George Thorne being rendered quadraplegic in a freak holiday beach football incident The club however, announce a new contract extension for George Thorne keeping him at the club "until bionic limbs have reached a point where they can completely fail after an innocuous challenge in a pre-season friendly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 50 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: After a poor start to next season, under relentless pressure from a handful of internet forum posters, Steve McClaren is brought back. Having sold Martin to reading for £2.5m earlier in the summer, we buy him back on deadline day for £5m, selling vydra to cover the cost. We play 4-4-2 with Butterfield and Bryson CMs. See now you're not taking it seriously! We lose to Forest Rowett is seen smiling to RamsTV Mel says enoughs enough you're sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 On 08/03/2018 at 18:51, King Kevin said: What's your three things for a footballing perfect storm ? 1 Mine are losing to the dogs on Sunday . 2 Losing the play off final 3 Butterfield coming back. Well the one thing I am certain of is number 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yani P Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1. Derby lose to Forest - Rowett sacked with immediate effect. Mel Morris takes over himself for the remainder of the season citing the fact that its his money and he couldnt do any worse. 2. We finish the season 9th - Mel sacks the entire squad with immediate effect and sells the club to a Chinese consortium prepared to invest a trillion pounds into one of the founding clubs. 3. We start next season without any of our current squad as 1/5 favourites for promotion with a top overseas coach who has a scouting team who dont think overseas means the Isle of Wight. We win the league in January and prepare for life in the Premier League with an extended 70,000 seater stadium and a war chest of £500m. Some fans bemoan the fact we are too big, their seats have changed and fear that the players might not be able to hear their moans next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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