Stive Pesley Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 and it's all Keogh's fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Over 97 minutes played. Still the Rams trail 0-1 at the IProSammon chips the Reading kipper, (yes the Reading Kipper the one with the Mullet that managed to let the the ball skate under him against Arsenal in the Semi Final of the FA Cup)and the balls bounces twice between the goal anglers and it does not cross the line and reach the back of the net, until all are herring the tuna coming from the stands and its somebloke waving a Uttoxeter Rams Flag and leading all the blind sharks, who in turn stop shouting out a load of negative old cobblers, but start supporting and singing up and startshouting positive comments….. “Coho salmon” and the like.And the tuna that can be heard from the stands and in the local rivers goes something like this……“Coz Sammon, He’s gonna be the one that saves us, Coz after all he’s not a Harbour Wall, He’s a footballing skilfish, That will never miss………………” The ball rebounds back to Connor and…………………. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Nurse.................NURSE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Over 97 minutes played. Still the Rams trail 0-1 at the IProSammon chips the Reading kipper, (yes the Reading Kipper the one with the Mullet that managed to let the the ball skate under him against Arsenal in the Semi Final of the FA Cup)and the balls bounces twice between the goal anglers and it does not cross the line and reach the back of the net, until all are herring the tuna coming from the stands and its somebloke waving a Uttoxeter Rams Flag and leading all the blind sharks, who in turn stop shouting out a load of negative old cobblers, but start supporting and singing up and startshouting positive comments….. “Coho salmon” and the like.And the tuna that can be heard from the stands and in the local rivers goes something like this……“Coz Sammon, He’s gonna be the one that saves us, Coz after all he’s not a Harbour Wall, He’s a footballing skilfish, That will never miss………………” The ball rebounds back to Connor and………………….He scuffs it out for a throw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I tried out fishing yesterday for the first time, and knew you had to have some bait at the end of the fishing rod, all I had on me was some liquorice, so I used that, and caught allsorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamLad1884 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Seeing as the Sammon debate is currently spreading throughout the forum again, I feel it's time we should re-kindle this topic. It appears PC is partial to the idea of Sammon playing a role in the squad so far and I firmly believe he could still add to this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 Seeing as the Sammon debate is currently spreading throughout the forum again, I feel it's time we should re-kindle this topic. It appears PC is partial to the idea of Sammon playing a role in the squad so far and I firmly believe he could still add to this team. this thread has been offishally restarted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 #FlushTheFish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Seeing as the Sammon debate is currently spreading throughout the forum again, I feel it's time we should re-kindle this topic. It appears PC is partial to the idea of Sammon playing a role in the squad so far and I firmly believe he could still add to this team. Sounds pollocks to me, sorry mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Surely we need to Perchase a new centre forward. Ruddy good idea, in my opinion. we need to make sure it is a Gudgeon.I wondered whether to bRoach the idea. I know that we are playing German Minnows tonight..Bassically without wishing to be course, these close season friendlies are being reeled off quickly now. Does Guppy still play for Leicester?.Call me a stickleback for detail but it has to be said. Sammon changed his boots because he left his Dover soles at home.He could flounder in Meppen if there is any German Bight in the opposition. Curtains is hoping to be a flying fish on the wall after spending some time in a local Barracuda..Sammon Chanted Evening to be the partnership up front.tonight (Chanted Evening is a trialist)..Newsflash - Sammon withdrawn because of head hake (haddock) and sore trout. Perhaps someone is spinning a line, a ledger edly.I think that I have bagged up, so I shall now haul my ass, having trawled my piscatorial vocabulary..I am now off for cod fish, chips and a couple of pisces. Tonight's team:- 4-4-2 Rudd (in the nets)Gudgeon Guppy Bassong Ray Wilkins St. Ledger Ruddy Roach Scales (overlapping) Sammon Shola AmeobiGudgeon will play as an overlapping SticklebackSammon will be Mud Skipper on the night. Sorry, no bets on St Ledger to score first this evening.Coach - Sean FinnAssisytant Coach - Roberto GillGoalkeeping Coaches - NetanyahouFitness Trainer - Gary MonkfishReferee - Ivor Whistle,Fourth Referee - Ivor Pea bodyLinespersons:- Ian Wright and Nat LefthouseSponsors - Sepp Batter and Dicky FriedmanCommentator - Rod ney Marsh and Des LinehamMascots - Captain Hook, Line and SinkerMatch to be sown live on Canal 3 and Sky Sprats 2Match forecast:- Meppen 3lbs 2oz Derby County 7lbs 3oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Surely we need to Perchase a new centre forward. Ruddy good idea, in my opinion. we need to make sure it is a Gudgeon.I wondered whether to bRoach the idea. I know that we are playing German Minnows tonight..Bassically without wishing to be course, these close season friendlies are being reeled off quickly now. Does Guppy still play for Leicester?.Call me a stickleback for detail but it has to be said. Sammon changed his boots because he left his Dover soles at home.He could flounder in Meppen if there is any German Bight in the opposition. Curtains is hoping to be a flying fish on the wall after spending some time in a local Barracuda..Sammon Chanted Evening to be the partnership up front.tonight (Chanted Evening is a trialist).. Newsflash - Sammon withdrawn because of head hake (haddock) and sore trout. Perhaps someone is spinning a line, a ledger edly.I think that I have bagged up, so I shall now haul my ass, having trawled my piscatorial vocabulary..I am now off for cod fish, chips and a couple of pisces. Tonight's team:- 4-4-2 Rudd (in the nets) Gudgeon Guppy Bassong Ray Wilkins St. Ledger Ruddy Roach Scales (overlapping) Sammon Shola Ameobi Gudgeon will play as an overlapping Stickleback Sammon will be Mud Skipper on the night. Sorry, no bets on St Ledger to score first this evening. Coach - Sean Finn Assisytant Coach - Roberto Gill Goalkeeping Coaches - Netanyahou Fitness Trainer - Gary Monkfish Referee - Ivor Whistle, Fourth Referee - Ivor Pea body Linespersons:- Ian Wright and Nat Lefthouse Sponsors - Sepp Batter and Dicky Friedman Commentator - Rod ney Marsh and Des Lineham Mascots - Captain Hook, Line and Sinker Match to be sown live on Canal 3 and Sky Sprats 2 Match forecast:- Meppen 3lbs 2oz Derby County 7lbs 3oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thierry Ennui Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Thanks for highlighting the puns, I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Thanks Dale The Ram, i am glad that you did not think it was Di Crapio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Thanks Dale The Ram, i am glad that you did not think it was Di Crapio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Got me with that one, Dale the Ram. Gutted by that. No understandee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperRams!!! Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 The Germans will not have seen anything like it, we have a lox in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Sorry but he was lost in the weeds but cant hit a barn door never made a goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I can't believe some fans still dolphined him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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