Hans Datdo-Dishes

Different swirls for different girls!  😁

Yates is a player who like to be on the shoulder of the last man. Runs in behind and is a threat on the counter. He reminds me of Shane long in that respect.
There is no better time to buy or loan a striker then when they are out of form. Sounds strange but if he was on the back of his Blackpool season we would be having to pay the 2.5mill swansea did to get him. Now we can get him on loan as he hasn't hit the heights they hoped he would.
Get him confident and play to his strengths then we could have a goalscorer on our hands. Forget what happened at Swansea he was signed by another manager playing a totally different system.
He may not look like someone we can hang our hopes for 20 goals on and the lazy ex rotherham gags will be there, but if you have limited finances and need to be clever in the market then he will be a big yes from me.

Yes, it comes with a wok to help you iron it.

Keep the faith

Not sure, Steve. Hilda alright for us I reckon. If not, I'll lodger complaint.

Ben and Jerry - n(ice)!!

He was rubbish. 

Do most of them play their club football for Liverpool?

Yes, it comes with a wok to help you iron it.

No wonder he's tired.

Binbags would look good on those three! 

Peace and quiet down Combe Martin,Devon 

Do most of them play their club football for Liverpool?

Was you in 2 minds on the last sentence, wanting to type goal but subconsciously thinking offside?

That reminds me of Greg Thomas v Viv Richards.
GT: (after Viv had played and missed several times) - "It's red, round and weight five ounces, in case you were wondering"
VR: (after knocking the next delivery clean out of the stadium, into the Taff) - "You know what it looks like - now go and find it".

I know, this heat is a bugger isn’t it! 😜

OK. Who do you want us to sign or think we should sign. List the players here.
Why are we a joke of a club? Please expand on this for debate.
Define "years ago" for pulling power. What key dates? The mel Morris era?
People will take you seriously as a poster if you don't just post hyperbolic drivel like the above.
Regards
Chatgpt

A couple from Harry Enfield that always go down a storm with Mrs Datdo-Dishes especially when said in the voice he uses.
"Only me", when I suddenly appear and, if she's dropped something on her foot or spilt something, "You didn't want to do that!".

"Nice bit of squirrel", Friday Night Dinner.

We aren’t very good are we. We would be lucky to get 200 in the 4th innings. As always, early season optimism just fades away as it becomes apparent that yet again avoiding the wooden spoon is the limit of our ambition. 
*reverse psychology - bound to work 

A couple from Harry Enfield that always go down a storm with Mrs Datdo-Dishes especially when said in the voice he uses.
"Only me", when I suddenly appear and, if she's dropped something on her foot or spilt something, "You didn't want to do that!".

Good shout. We could sign his sister Tess for Ewe Rams too 🙂

My work mate & me always throw Blackadder lines at each other. Usually when things don't go to plan - which happens a lot, as we work in R&D.
Favourites:
"Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more"
"Needs must, when the devil vomits in your kettle"
"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!"
 
...and a very niche one: "It's as dead as that squirrel"