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It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

I can see why Rooney went to the police, the pictures were doctored to make it look worse than it was.
Original picture below.

The club can't sell the players you want to keep if they're injured

I read as far as “£60 hotel room” and thought wow that snap chat modelling career just really be paying off….I wonder why they are selling the photos to the scummy sun and the daily fail if they can afford luxuries like a £60 hotel room……which by the way, if that room is £60 then I am booking the wrong hotels..

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

im not embarrassed to supporting DCFC,
 
im ducked  off with the people not doing what's good for DCFC.

“Tom is at an age and a period in his career now where he needs to step up. I believe giving him the armband will see him take on the responsibility and make sure he and the team do the right things.
 
quoted by Rooney 
 
 

im not embarrassed to supporting DCFC,
 
im ducked  off with the people not doing what's good for DCFC.

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

Has anyone actually tried turning the club off leaving if for 10 seconds and then turn it back on again?
 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

It's all very embarrassing really.... scantily clad women all around and our manager asleep in a chair ffs... we can't score on  the pitch or off it,  it seems 

I can see a phrase along the lines of "like sleeping on a chair do you....'cos that's all you're going to be sleeping on....you're banned from the bedroom...the sofa...the armchair...and if you tell me it was a set up I will fart on you so badly you'll never recover your sense of smell because the nerve endings will have been desrtroyed.....
but apart from that you had a good time with your old pals at salford, eh?"

The photos must be recent, the one of him asleep he was watching back our highlights from last season.
 

Don't we all, 

Don't we all, 

I just want to go back to being on the Popside and throwing fun-size Mars Bars at Gazza.