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    Parsnip got a reaction from cstand in We're not allowed plastic straws but....   
    Break out the old Go Henry card and buy some of these if you haven't already spent this weeks money on V-Bucks. Make sure you wash them though or you'll have a dicky tummy x
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    Parsnip got a reaction from ColonelBlimp in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
    Pride Park is a crap name anyway.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Ambitious in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
    Pride Park is a crap name anyway.
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    Parsnip reacted to MackworthRamIsGod in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
    Yep.
    We don't want no millionaire riff raff sniffing round our club, we are Derby County don't you know.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Ellafella in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
    Pride Park is a crap name anyway.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from Ramslad1992 in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
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    Parsnip got a reaction from MuespachRam in Alan Nixon Breaks Silence on American Billionaire Bid   
    Pride Park is a crap name anyway.
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    Parsnip got a reaction from GboroRam in We're not allowed plastic straws but....   
    Break out the old Go Henry card and buy some of these if you haven't already spent this weeks money on V-Bucks. Make sure you wash them though or you'll have a dicky tummy x
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    Parsnip reacted to Steve Buckley’s Dog in Charlton Athletic and Ipswich Town to sue Derby County   
    Charlton Athletic are set to sue Derby County for £25 million after the ball burst in the 1946 FA Cup Final. If it hadn’t burst then we might have won or got some good players or something, said a Charlton spokesman. Meanwhile Ipswich Town also announced they were going to sue Derby County due to some reason or other. We might have won more games if they hadn’t beaten us in them, cited an Ipswich spokesman. It simply wasn’t fair that they had better players and scored more goals. We want £40 million and Martyn Waghorn back. 
    Meanwhile American fast food chain McDonalds announced that they were going to sue Derby County for fielding a player with their brand name. Flagrant breach of copyright, claimed a spokesman for the evil corporation.
    In other news the EFL announced a further 9 points deduction for Derby County after the midlands side finished their 0-0 draw against Swansea with 5 full backs on the pitch. Everyone knows you should have two full backs, said a source close to Rick Parry. Derby ended the game with 5 players who full back could be considered their tecognised position. That is clearly too many. We checked the rules but couldn’t find anything specific about this so we all agreed that 3 points per extra full back sounded about right. 

    Meanwhile Wycombe have announced they aren’t going to sue Derby County for getting them relegated by buying Nick Blackman when they were two leagues below after they realised it was totally ridiculous and so far fetched as to be laughable. 

     
    *Has anything ever gone wrong with your football club? Not won enough points? Let in last minute winners to players who can’t even drive and park their car properly? Why not sue Derby County? Contact Gibson and Parry Solicitors for your claim form. 
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