Parsnip

Every week Mrs Parsnip seems to buy another one of those Ninja cookers. We have 3 now and I'm hoping she's about done.
Tbf they are amazing machines. You literally throw a steak in, select 'medium rare' and it spits it out like this!

 

Every week Mrs Parsnip seems to buy another one of those Ninja cookers. We have 3 now and I'm hoping she's about done.
Tbf they are amazing machines. You literally throw a steak in, select 'medium rare' and it spits it out like this!

 

We have a big red cylinder shaped one which apparently does everything from air frying to yoghurt making to dehydrating - (I dont care about that one) - we have a soup maker (I don't care about that one either) and we have the steak grill, yeah with a probe. That's the one I want to be buried with.

Every week Mrs Parsnip seems to buy another one of those Ninja cookers. We have 3 now and I'm hoping she's about done.
Tbf they are amazing machines. You literally throw a steak in, select 'medium rare' and it spits it out like this!

 

Ninja Foodi, with the probe?
We've got one too, great for grilling, air frying and even a one pot Sunday dinner.

Every week Mrs Parsnip seems to buy another one of those Ninja cookers. We have 3 now and I'm hoping she's about done.
Tbf they are amazing machines. You literally throw a steak in, select 'medium rare' and it spits it out like this!

 

I've never had custard on my Sunday roast. Does it work? ?

Directly on topic, Comic Relief is about to start. 
Kill me.

Directly on topic, Comic Relief is about to start. 
Kill me.

I lasted about 15 seconds of Dawn French lip syncing.... Folk Hibernia on BBC2 has been a far better choice.....

Spoke too soon - some damn woman with a harmonium has turned up.....

Directly on topic, Comic Relief is about to start. 
Kill me.

Our 3yo Schnauzer, Schnapps now has a 5mnth old friend, Chester.  He's only been with us a week but they are already inseparable ?
 

Lost this one today. Sad, obviously, especially because I couldn’t say goodbye. But glad to have had her in my life since I was 9.

If we were any other team, off the back of that Millwall hat-trick I'd have said put him in as #10 and build the team around him. 
But this is Derby. So like we did with Will Hughes he needs converting to a defensive midfielder. In fact I'd put him in at DM alongside Louie Watson - tell them both to sit and hold and try and get some clean sheets. I reckon that should give them both the right message and @RamNut can stop putting his childish "forward" arrows in front of players on his team sheets. 
These lads can save their "creativity" for when they get a move. Just like Will did.

There was one in Belper when I lived there - the owner said it was because making a profit on alcohol was against their Muslim beliefs but they would take our wine and beers, put them in the fridge and even serve them. Lovely place that was - on the steep hill opposite the market place - and ideally situated next to an off license. 

The Sibley thing is representative of how the club has lost it's way. We were supposed to be building up to 50% of our first team being academy products. That was a great plan! The fans were buying into it and it was working. 
In today's line up we had one. And we lost anyway.

Good job he left Derby to aid his development, without doing that he wouldn't have this glorious opportunity to play for Derby.

The Sibley thing is representative of how the club has lost it's way. We were supposed to be building up to 50% of our first team being academy products. That was a great plan! The fans were buying into it and it was working. 
In today's line up we had one. And we lost anyway.

The trouble with ginger jokes is that they're hurtful, particularly amongst children, and they're boring. 
No loss to comedy if they die out.

The Sibley thing is representative of how the club has lost it's way. We were supposed to be building up to 50% of our first team being academy products. That was a great plan! The fans were buying into it and it was working. 
In today's line up we had one. And we lost anyway.

Bird/Knight/Sibley could have 30+ games under their belts this season as a midfield 3, well on their way to becoming the most exciting partnership in the league. Watson coming through.
In that parallel universe would we have done any worse than we've done this season?
Instead we've got Knight being played all over the pitch and out of form, Bird and Sibley rotting on the bench.
We should do the decent thing and sell all three of them cheap to a club that knows how to use them.

Yes, so we will carry on playing Waggy instead then, who is doing so much better......
Give Sibley a run in the team and he will not only create chances, he'll score his fair share too.
Frankly, I don't think we will see it for Derby as he will be off at the end of the season. I might join him.....

The Sibley thing is representative of how the club has lost it's way. We were supposed to be building up to 50% of our first team being academy products. That was a great plan! The fans were buying into it and it was working. 
In today's line up we had one. And we lost anyway.

Or WR, everything you said above ... unable to see that in order to win games of football you need your most creative players on the pitch   - from the first whistle, not when you're already losing.
Yes, we do.