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We wish.

Has she goat a point or just milking it  ?

1/  Teach them the difference between "of" and "have". 
2/  When they are sad, pat them on the head, and say "Their, There, They're"
3/  DCFC "lose" games.  Women from Nott***ham are "Loose".  There's a difference!
4/  Do not encourage them to play Peek-a-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  It becomes a bad habit!
5/  @Boycie isn't actually that funny bloke from the telly... or anywhere else, for that matter!
6/  Teach them the difference between an eye and a horn.  (No smut please... children are reading!)
7/  If they ain't truly into The Rams by the time they are 12, let them know the freebie season tickets run out, and you ain't wasting your money on a ticket for them... I'm looking at you, Grandson!
8/  If they are ever sick, tell them never to declare "I've add more van free", as someone may be filming them!
9/  @Red_Dawn  is actually a man, despite having a girls name, so do not speak to him... and never accept sweets off him... he's a baddie!
10/  Avoid anything with 2 stars... Hotels, restaurants, football shirts... 
 

Did you buy a telly after the fourth one?

When baby is crying, make sure mum is within earshot....

Prinx tossers.
Been infecting the house for fookin hours now, puking in the driveway, having fun at a loud volume, just piss off into town before it shuts you tight bar stewards.
It's getting worse now, I can hear the wife regaling them with tales of me pissing in the wardrobe when I were their age FFS.
Missed MOTD too.

So whilst I have my lovely step daughter who I met when she was 2, me and my fiancé have recently found out we are expecting. Whilst I’ve learnt on the job per say and feel I’ve mastered toddlers I was wondering if anyone has any hints/tips when it comes to Babies that they’d be willing to share? The baby book says to look for ‘online dad forums’ but as they’re going to be a future ram I’d rather trust you lot! ?
thanks in advance! 

When baby is crying, make sure mum is within earshot....

When baby is crying, make sure mum is within earshot....

First off...congratulations!
You seriously dont need advice on how to be a parent, it will just come naturally! Sure you will pick up tips along the way but everyone does parenting in a way that suits their circumstances, all kids are not the same and consequently all parenting is not the same.
You will find that you parenting evolves to suit your own personal situation.
There is only one piece I would ever give in relation to parenting and that is, enjoy every second of it because time flies, kids grow up so fast and you never know what is round the corner!
Enjoy!

When baby is crying, make sure mum is within earshot....

Maths mate, evidently I’ve got as good decision making as Tom Lawrence in the final third.

Sorry to read about your struggles.
The only people alive who haven't crashed and burned when it comes to matters of the heart are those who can't find the courage to admit their feelings.
It hurts and feels weird now, but eventually you'll be glad you told her, regret at not taking a chance can last a lifetime.
I often take on, or get assigned tasks that seem daunting on the face of it, yet most complicated assignments can be broken down into simpler, more achievable targets that eventually add up to a finished project.
If you can take the same approach, split the work into blocks, then tackle the hardest problems first if possible.
Once they are completed, you'll feel mentally it gets easier the further you progress, having broken the back of the task!
Finally, as for being miserable being back in Leeds, that's a perfectly normal reaction to life there, it's only temporary and will disappear when you leave!
 
 

Boxes of After 8, people eat the chocolate and leave the envelope. You look at the box thinking there is lots left and there are just empty envelopes

Boxes of After 8, people eat the chocolate and leave the envelope. You look at the box thinking there is lots left and there are just empty envelopes

Boxes of After 8, people eat the chocolate and leave the envelope. You look at the box thinking there is lots left and there are just empty envelopes

Boxes of After 8, people eat the chocolate and leave the envelope. You look at the box thinking there is lots left and there are just empty envelopes

Some say Bizzle scoffed the whole box and had a bit of indigestion...

You're brave mentioning After 8 on here. It was a contentious issue on here only a couple of weeks ago. Still is in some cases. 

Boxes of After 8, people eat the chocolate and leave the envelope. You look at the box thinking there is lots left and there are just empty envelopes

I try help my fellow Derby fans best I can or any away fans looking for help. Even at games often see someone looking stressed I see if I can help or I get a stward to help them.

Is he moonlighting as Ireland manager??????

 

I heard the reason Malone got subbed at half time was because one of this delegation stormed the dressing room and grabbed his wrist firmly with both hands and proceeded to twist them in opposite directions.
Very painful by all accounts

Chinese Businessmen came for a tour around Derbyshire and visited Pride Park a while ago, but nothing ever came of that. If they watched the match last night i dont think we will ever see them again.

Suite and Sour?