Stive Pesley

It's amazing what they can say openly in countries where gagging orders don't apply..

12 hours ago, Carl Sagan said:

SpaceX has come

Sounds like it's not the only one

9 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

I was pointing out I can’t understand her

why can't you understand her though?

21 minutes ago, Seaside Ram said:

At least your reply got a laugh off someone 😂 .

One more than the "Comedian" in question ! 

This is more like it - by all means have a dig about how she is really not that funny. But mocking her disability is really low - even for i-ram 

6 in 4?

Makes Gayle's stats look crap 😂

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I watched "Tommy" while wasted. When Tina Turner started singing "Acid Queen" I think my brain exploded.

 

The same but The Monkees film "Head" when the Davy Jones dance routine started strobing black and white

What I can say is that I have found the following rule to be true when it comes to DIY

Before using "No More Nails" to affix something - ask yourself "is this a job that I would normally use nails for?"

11 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

Twitters solved it......

 

 

she had an affair with tom kingston. he committed suicide on the same day kate middleton disappeared. she had a 'stomach operation' (abortion) because she was pregnant with tom's child.

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You see I didn't care AT ALL - but now you've added proper intrigue!

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/there-never-was-a-kate-palace-admits-20240311246058

Genuinely who cares? It's the lead story on the BBC new site 🤷🏼‍♂️

Interesting to see the latest development in AI wars - tools for creators that are designed to secretly "poison" their work so that AIs can't scrape and learn from them

https://glaze.cs.uchicago.edu/what-is-glaze.html

https://nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu/whatis.html

Not exactly precision finishing for any of them, but they all count.

5 goals in 3 appearances now - he's obviously doing something right

25 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

Yes I know all that but if we've made a loss there is no corporation tax to reduce.

I'm not an accountant, so I stand to be corrected but can't losses be carried forward and used to offset against future profits, reducing the tax liability in subsequent years? That may not be it, but I feel sure there must be some financial benefit to the club in "giving away" shirt sponsorship to a charity, otherwise we are deliberately throwing income away when every penny counts

22 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

Am I being dumb (again)? 
 

Why would there be a tax (corporation tax) bill if we made a loss? 

A UK business can make a charitable donation and claim tax relief on the donation. Either by deducting the value of the donation from the total profits before tax is calculated (reducing taxable profits), or by reducing the Corporation Tax it pays by an amount equal to the basic rate tax on the grossed-up value of the donation.

24 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

No I don't think so - we just didn't earn anything from a shirt sponsor last season,I doubt that counts as a donation in tax terms.

I think I've I remember we did that because we only got taking the piss offers to sponsor the shirt and the commercial decision was taken that it'd be better to have a big charity on there for nothing than accepting very lowball offers, making the sponsorship more valuable in future seasons.

Hmm - but realistically we could "give it away" to a charity or we could class it as a charitable donation and reduce our tax burden as a result. Which do you think the accountants of a cash-strapped large football club would recommend?

I grew up next door to a Convent on one side and a record shop on the other

One was HMV and the other was a Virgin Megastore

1 minute ago, RoyMac5 said:

I agree with the Quantuma money, but I suppose we also have to think that supposedly no other 'reputable' Administrators wanted to take the Club on, I'm not sure what would have happened in that case.

Quantuma was allegedly "specialists" in sports club administration weren't they? And they appeared to really struggle.

In which case it would be a fair bet that a common or garden insolvency practitioner would have been an even bigger debacle

I hadn't really thought much about the shirt sponsor being "given away" to the NSPCC, but presumably a commercial sponsor would be paying quite a lot of money (£100k+?) to be the main sponsor on the shirt of a club the size of Derby, so donating that spot to the NSPCC would count as a charitable donation and lower our tax bill?

If we don't go up, I can definitely see PW resigning. He has one job - get us out of this horrible sh**ty league. He's got a great track record in L1, and even in his 2 seasons here, he's had us consolidated in the play-off places for the majority of his tenure, so he clearly know what he's doing....to an extent

But he's obviously sick of the grief he gets from the vocal fans that hate him. Why would anyone put up with that when pretty much every other club in this league would snap his hand off. And with Rotherham likely coming back down, he's got a ready-made opportunity right there

I for one look forward to seeing which manager we replace him with that everyone can slag off to high heaven if we don't play like Brazil against a team of cloggers that's parked the bus

8 minutes ago, Archied said:

May break the affirmation addiction that’s infested society 🤷🏻‍♂️

On that matter I agree it would be no bad thing, but when you have bought a business which solely relies on that addiction, it certainly seems a counter-intuitive move to try and make it *less* engaging! 

What's that? You want me to get rid of the spambots?

Nah - how about I remove the like and retweet counts from your feed instead?

Another weird change that no one asked for, and on the face of it will surely lower user engagement rather than the intention of raising it

https://uk.pcmag.com/social-media/151344/elon-musk-twitter-will-remove-retweet-and-like-counts-from-feeds

Does this help lighten the mood?

If we don't make the automatics, and we don't win the play-offs then I hope we get rid of PW and replace him with a new manager who has us playing attractive football, regardless of the fact that this will see us routinely being turned over 1-0 to a last minute winner from an opposing team who have parked the bus for 93 minutes  - leaving us mid-table, but with excellent xG stats. 

Applications are open if anyone is interested

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/779261100

13 minutes ago, Jram said:

Do they have a dubious goals panel at that level? I’m almost certain Dananga stole that

You'd hope not - he was clearly a yard offside