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AmericanRam

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Zag zig in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    At a special event at Arizona Pete's, a local country western club.

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Norman in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Carnero in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Smyth_18 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to a busy restaurant last night and said "Hi, is my table ready?"
     
    "Sorry, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?" said the Manager 

    "Yeah that's fine” I replied 
     
    "Great” he said, “Take these to table twelve then"
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from bigbadbob in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to a busy restaurant last night and said "Hi, is my table ready?"
     
    "Sorry, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?" said the Manager 

    "Yeah that's fine” I replied 
     
    "Great” he said, “Take these to table twelve then"
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Pearl Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I went to a busy restaurant last night and said "Hi, is my table ready?"
     
    "Sorry, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?" said the Manager 

    "Yeah that's fine” I replied 
     
    "Great” he said, “Take these to table twelve then"
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Pearl Ram in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

     
     
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    AmericanRam reacted to Alph in Boxing Thread   
    Lomachenko v Linares was thrilling! 
    Lomachenko was starting to dominate and enjoy himself before the equaliser. 
    I don't like Hughie Fury. Don't like his boxing style, can't listen to him... Not for me.
    Don't hate defensive fighters but with Hughie it's all about trying to win rounds with harmless jabs using his reach. Cheap point scoring. There's no real menace in much of his work. The best thing he does is his counter right hook when cornered. 
    I don't get dropping back down to British level. Where now? He's calling out world champions... Well why drop down to Sexton? There's Breazeale, Molina, Whyte, Miller etc  who are all ranked high in WBC. Work up to a title shot? Instead of talking trash and fighting Sam Sexton. 
    Lomachenko v Linares was great though. Fighters not protecting records, having it out, fighting like champions.  
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    AmericanRam reacted to Ramshankered in Depression, anxiety, stress and other related issues   
    Stick with it mate. These things can just be teething issues as you try and get used to each other's habits, etc. 
    I've been with my other half for six years now. The first 3-6 months were wobbly AF tho! 
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I saw a guy stacking shelves at my local grocery store today complaining because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up.
     
    I think he was suffering from a wrecked aisle dysfunction.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Sad news from the Nestle factory today.
    A worker was crushed beneath a large box of chocolate that fell 20 feet off some racking on to him. 
     
    He repeatedly called for help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me”, his colleagues cheered. 
     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from David Graham Brown in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A man goes to join an order of monks.
    The head Monk says to the man "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years."
    The man says "Ok" and so begins his time with the silent order.
    15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man "It has been fifteen years. What would you like to say brother?".
    The man responds, "The porridge could do with a little more sugar." The head monk nods in acknowledgement and walks away.
    Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says "Brother, it has been another 15 years. What is it that you wish to say?".
    "The bed sheets are a bit thin." Replies the man. Again the head monk nods in acknowledgement.
    Yet another 15 years pass and the head monk sees the man and asks "15 years have passed. Have you anything to say?".
    "Well actually I've been thinking about it and I'm leaving the order. It's not really for me." says the man.
    "Yes, yes" sighs the head monk "I think that's for the best. You've done nothing but ******* complain since you got here."
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from MickD in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Chester40 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from StringerBell in Gaming   
    I think it's very nicely done so far; like the new combat elements also.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Carnero in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam reacted to Hucknall Ram in Gaming   
    I don't get to play on the PS4 much but I love Fallout 4. I think if I like out Far Cry as it looks the same sort of game.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Parsnip in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
    A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
    “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
    The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
    "Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mr. P in Gaming   
    Really enjoying Far Cry 5 right now.And can't wait till Friday to play the new God of War.Anyone else getting it?
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Norman in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    About to eat an early dinner with my mom.

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