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AmericanRam

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from MickD in New joke thread   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Xlor in Rate the last film you saw partie deux   
    Support Your Local Sheriff!-Pretty decent Western comedy with James Garner. 8/10.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread   
    I just got back from a friends funeral who sadly drowned a few days ago.
     
    I took a lot of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a life jacket.
     
    But as I said to everyone at the service, It’s what he would've wanted.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread   
    A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
    Schwepped her off her feet.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread   
    I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
    The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from 1967Ram in Wouldn’t be Christmas without it   
    Best christmas movie there is:Christmas Vacation
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from TimRam in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    Getting the news a friend of yours cancer has went into remission.☺
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Andrew3000 in New joke thread   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread   
    A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
    I snapped his hand off.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from The Scarlet Pimpernel in Keep Audrina Dancing   
    As someone who has had a young member within my extended family die due to childhood cancer, I think this is a great cause to get behind and hope this little girl gets the help she needs.  I have no affiliation at all with her, just saw this touching picture and story on my Facebook feed and I donated a bit and hopefully they get what they are hoping for.

    https://keepaudrinadancing.com/?fbclid=IwAR0kJJl6fYMnG6lrA61JuV82NHfgtHM9Vaz5risdcfp7GhpJkbeQdvT6jVs
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Hinzy9 in New joke thread   
    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers.
    I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from TibshelfRam in New joke thread   
    Just went to see a faith healer perform.
    He was so bad even a guy in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from bigbadbob in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from bigbadbob in We are coming to Derby!   
    Hey all my lady Toya and I will be heading over to Derby for the Bolton game in April.Can't freaking wait!
    Anyone want to meet up for a pint or be our tour guide👍 just let me know or if any wants any American snacks lol.
    Counting down the days.
    COYR!
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Zag zig in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from RedSox in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from GenBr in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Abu Derby in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
  20. Cheers
    AmericanRam got a reaction from oomarkwright in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
  21. COYR
    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
  23. COYR
    AmericanRam got a reaction from SuperDerbySuperRams in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
  24. Cheers
    AmericanRam got a reaction from loweman2 in We are coming to Derby!   
    Flight badly delayed but we about to board now so this my last post from the States till next week.😁
    Will hopefully see some of ya'll either late tonight or at the game tomorrow or at the Brunny tomorrow pregame. I'll be the one yelling yee-haw Rams with a beautiful lady beside me screaming as well😎👍
    COYR.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from OohMartWright in We are coming to Derby!   
    Private tour booked😁 Cheers @SaffyRam
     
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