Alan Ramage 4 EVA

As I said to someone else above, the joke only works if you embellish a little. You need to understand that jokes only really work and can be funny if you don’t overly focus on facts or reality.
For instance, you might be asked why the chicken crossed the road. Now there could be any number of amusing answers, but unless you actually know what the chicken is thinking the reality is you have no real idea why the chicken might be choosing to cross the road. Unless of course it is being chased by a fox, but that isn’t amusing either.
 

I remember when we signed Franny from city ,family holiday in the isle of man and I`d fetched the paper (Daily Express) for my Dad .Turned to the back page as I walked back to the B+B,I was overjoyed
(memories)

I remember when we signed Franny from city ,family holiday in the isle of man and I`d fetched the paper (Daily Express) for my Dad .Turned to the back page as I walked back to the B+B,I was overjoyed
(memories)

I remember when we signed Franny from city ,family holiday in the isle of man and I`d fetched the paper (Daily Express) for my Dad .Turned to the back page as I walked back to the B+B,I was overjoyed
(memories)

Saunders was 1m from Oxford as I can see the back of the sun now ….in the days of no transfer window …it was early morning and I’d popped in to get my paper on the way to work …at first set of traffic lights I flipped the paper over to get the sport news first of course and there in big bold letters was “ Rams sign Saunders for 1M “ 
I had to pull over and read the whole article I was that excited lol great signing but was a gamble still 
I thought simmo was about 250 - 300k from City or Oxford 

I was in the Victoria after the last game someone said "P.W has taken all the football out of a football match " LOL

I was in the Victoria after the last game someone said "P.W has taken all the football out of a football match " LOL

It’s all opinions re enjoyment. I’ve always enjoyed a direct game where the ball moves from defence to attack quickly. I actually enjoyed a few of the Gary Rowett games. I distinctly remember us turning Fulham over on a Tuesday night where Dave Nugent was on fire.
 
Gonna get pelters for this but Warne’s football is the worst I have seen in my time watching Derby. We are in the lowest position we have ever been since I have started watching the Rams, and there is such an absence of any football know how on the pitch. No midfield, no game plan, just get it out wide and cross until the ball somehow lands at the strikers feet. 

All time ☺️in my time👍
1. Brian Clough
2. Dave Mackay
3. Arthur Cox
4. Jim Smith
5. Steve Mac 1
As the song went...
Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way...But times have changed 👎
 
 

He said ex or reformed football hooligans.
 

Just ask a boxer why he gets in the ring or a motorcycle rider why he goes round the track at 200 mph,
then add the fact that the people your with become second family and you’ve just about covered it 🤷‍♂️
Adrenalin and tribalism 

Bloody kids.
I'm 63 and will be at Wembley with me Uttoxeter Rams flag acting like a kid on the Popside. I'll meet you for a pint old fella!

Stick in there Agent Rooney , you are doing a fine job , duck you bluenoses
 
 
                     

Well said .
A small group of us 63-65 year olds get together a couple of times a year for a few beers .We went out last Saturday night and got talking about the "good old days" getting the cane ,slipper, dodging the board rubber, p*ss taking, having a laugh everyday, and SARCASM. We got to pondering if there was such a thing as Herbert George Wells Time machine ,and  a 100 13-14 year olds went back to "our" old school in 1973 (At least they would see some GREAT football at the BBG).How many would cope how many would suffer with nervous breakdowns. Would all of them be offended ?
My point is we seem to have lost the ability to accept a bit of "mickey taking", and are too quick to take offence and get upset over trivial comments.
Mr thick skinned Ramage

Well said .
A small group of us 63-65 year olds get together a couple of times a year for a few beers .We went out last Saturday night and got talking about the "good old days" getting the cane ,slipper, dodging the board rubber, p*ss taking, having a laugh everyday, and SARCASM. We got to pondering if there was such a thing as Herbert George Wells Time machine ,and  a 100 13-14 year olds went back to "our" old school in 1973 (At least they would see some GREAT football at the BBG).How many would cope how many would suffer with nervous breakdowns. Would all of them be offended ?
My point is we seem to have lost the ability to accept a bit of "mickey taking", and are too quick to take offence and get upset over trivial comments.
Mr thick skinned Ramage

Well said .
A small group of us 63-65 year olds get together a couple of times a year for a few beers .We went out last Saturday night and got talking about the "good old days" getting the cane ,slipper, dodging the board rubber, p*ss taking, having a laugh everyday, and SARCASM. We got to pondering if there was such a thing as Herbert George Wells Time machine ,and  a 100 13-14 year olds went back to "our" old school in 1973 (At least they would see some GREAT football at the BBG).How many would cope how many would suffer with nervous breakdowns. Would all of them be offended ?
My point is we seem to have lost the ability to accept a bit of "mickey taking", and are too quick to take offence and get upset over trivial comments.
Mr thick skinned Ramage

Well said .
A small group of us 63-65 year olds get together a couple of times a year for a few beers .We went out last Saturday night and got talking about the "good old days" getting the cane ,slipper, dodging the board rubber, p*ss taking, having a laugh everyday, and SARCASM. We got to pondering if there was such a thing as Herbert George Wells Time machine ,and  a 100 13-14 year olds went back to "our" old school in 1973 (At least they would see some GREAT football at the BBG).How many would cope how many would suffer with nervous breakdowns. Would all of them be offended ?
My point is we seem to have lost the ability to accept a bit of "mickey taking", and are too quick to take offence and get upset over trivial comments.
Mr thick skinned Ramage

Chill out fella. I'm sure Mackworth is just messing. We all really need to take a step back.

Its an online forum, posts can seem a bit black and white, there's no nuance like you get with a conversation in the workplace or pub.
We can't read every post so use the report function if you think it warrants it.
 
I do believe that people generally are less tolerant then ever based on my own experience at work. Everyone seems stressed out and close to breaking point probably due to the horrendous cost of living and all the fear porn on the news every night.

Well said .
A small group of us 63-65 year olds get together a couple of times a year for a few beers .We went out last Saturday night and got talking about the "good old days" getting the cane ,slipper, dodging the board rubber, p*ss taking, having a laugh everyday, and SARCASM. We got to pondering if there was such a thing as Herbert George Wells Time machine ,and  a 100 13-14 year olds went back to "our" old school in 1973 (At least they would see some GREAT football at the BBG).How many would cope how many would suffer with nervous breakdowns. Would all of them be offended ?
My point is we seem to have lost the ability to accept a bit of "mickey taking", and are too quick to take offence and get upset over trivial comments.
Mr thick skinned Ramage

The one time my missus comes to an away game and she's subdued to a portaloo. There were no brownie points won that game!

What an idiotic statement!! Nothing to do with football but why will every ground including non league and even park football show there respect today and tomorrow  ??
Some young men never got the chance to play football and today is about respecting them !! Don't bring palestine into it as today is all about those who bravely lost there lives!!! 

Very sad never met him
.I remember the "mentile shutters " at Craven cottage 

Was on the fence Now I`m sitting in Warnes garden