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It started to go wrong when  we found out his "thrice cooked chips" we're actually oven chips out a bag

Did you get that stool from Ann Summers? Sure we have one at home like it.

Not really a thing people do at all... 
But is it just me who finds these two Newcastle player's names really annoying? 
1) Joelinton
2) Saint-Maximin
Sorry.. They just aren't names. I hope Newcastle flop until these two irritatingly named players leave. 

I really hope this is true.  The emotional investment I had, and lost, in @AmericanRam makes me so very wary ?

I have only seen clips but have to admit Sophie Cookson is very pretty.

Just finished bingeing out on MindHunter on Netflix.

It started to go wrong when  we found out his "thrice cooked chips" we're actually oven chips out a bag

It started to go wrong when  we found out his "thrice cooked chips" we're actually oven chips out a bag

It started to go wrong when  we found out his "thrice cooked chips" we're actually oven chips out a bag

It started to go wrong when  we found out his "thrice cooked chips" we're actually oven chips out a bag

Thanks Revil, didn’t post it as it’s been a bit of a whirlwind these past few weeks. 
These rings cost a bloody fortune, think I’ve got the right one to buy one for though. 
She’s got a cracking pair of ears.
 
 

Worse.... People who sit next to you and talk to you whilst you are watching something... Its bad when they ask related stuff like 'hmmmm.. why do you think he said that, who is his character again ..'  Far worse when they say random  **** like  '.. Hey I didn't tell you about what happened at work today..'.. 
My mate and I were moaning about our other halves doing this. And that both of us will pause what we are watching...nod disinterestedly.. and then rewind a bit.... And they will just do it again!!
Its unforgiveable! 

This one took me a while
 

Is that a new cider?

For sale 30 million broadband routers. Contact Jeremy or Dianne.

Genius
 

I wouldn't worry. When people see you driving a BMW they automatically think you're a banker so the noise probably just confirms it.

We had our 12 week scan on Wednesday... the feeling I had seeing our little baby will stay with me forever, seeing their little feet and arms was incredible! Unfortunately theres some fluid under the babies skin which shouldn't be there. After a follow up scan on Thursday we have to go nottingham (of all places!) Next week for more tests to see if its chromosomal which we have both agreed wouldn't matter as it's our baby no matter what, or something a bit worse like organ defects. Quite a crappy time I wont lie but it's not all bad as I won 2 tickets to the millwall game (thanks dcfcfans) so a nice time taking my dad for a few drinks at the Brunswick and a hopeful win for the rams! I hope all the other expectant dads are having an easier time... wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

are we really starting this again ...

Or Winterval

Or happy holidays. 

Bill Haley

Spent yesterday afternoon/evening on the South Bank and West End of London. Terror attack or not the city was business as usual. Streets, bars and restaurants were packed and it was great to see. Just another day in the greatest city in the world. 
 

You can’t beat a good pie.  End of. 

I wouldn't worry. When people see you driving a BMW they automatically think you're a banker so the noise probably just confirms it.