bigbadbob

Vote Labour, they're promising free garages for everyone

When we.leave we'll have a bit more cash to spend on these good causes

Hey guys, after not going to sleep until half 3 this morning due to all sorts of things running through my brain we went for the scan this morning at 8, after a little bit of a wait we were seen to be told that the baby was absolutely fine, had a heartbeat, 2 legs, 2 arms, was exactly where he/she should be and they didn’t know what caused the bleeding but there was nothing to suggest it was to do with the baby. 
Move been absolutely petrified of the worst over the last couple of days but being told that was genuinely the best thing to ever happen to me. Over the moon ? not much to look at just yet as it’s only been cooking for 9 weeks 2 days but here they are! ?

Nay, not for me.

or if he wasn't the captain or if he'd not got himself seriously injured or if he'd put a seat belt on

Imagine if he had got a taxi home at 8pm!
He'd have probably been The Championship Player of the Month for October.
  

I hope she was a better midwife than she was poet.

He won't be reinstated

He won't be reinstated

He won't be reinstated

It explains absolutely nothing and, if anything, only confuses me more.

Either way, he's been sacked.

Arguing for arguing sake comes to mind, don't know why...…….. 

I'd get a taxi.

Do you really believe that Keogh would be able to convince 'anyone', that after being in the pub for several hours with his team-mates that he didn't realise they might not be sober (whether he believed it or not)?

Lane 2 hoggers on a 4 lane motorway when lane one is clear!
I know undertaking is wrong, but I can’t help myself sometimes, and they still don’t pull over!

I always had it bigged up to me as a classic, but I can't bring myself to watch old films. Everything before about 2010 looks extremely dated and rubbish compared to today's film standards. Reminds you of how far they've come with technology.

If he was sober...then letting his teammates drink drive and being a passenger, potentially without a seatbelt... Even worse.

Lololol.
So any plan they did have involved approaching Alex Neil. And now they’ve cocked that up. And Preston say there is now absolutely no way they’ll speak to them, and not only that, but they’ve now been reported. 
What a ducking shambles?!?!
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That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

How is your knee?

Cocu seems to be getting off very lightly with this, where was he when all this was happening?

Nice to be tagged in this thread. I'm also a new dad with a handsome 9 month old little boy ? 
Such a cliche but its the best thing that ever happened to me!

The most unfunny thing possible.