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Mr. P reacted to jimbo jones in NFL 2021 Season
Now that’s a big trade. Dolphins sticking by Tua, and have even more ammo to build with.
49ers probably take Fields at 3
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Mr. P got a reaction from DesertRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Counselling works....
A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.
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Mr. P got a reaction from TimRam in Rate the last film you saw partie deux
Contagion on Netflix. It's 10 years old now but it's basically a Covid 19 film down to mentioning social distancing & it starting in the far east. No surprise it been a popular film on Netflix this past year.
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Mr. P got a reaction from TheresOnlyWanChope in Live football thread.
I don't know. I've changed my mind again now depending on which one of my personalties is running the show for the day.
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Mr. P reacted to Carl Sagan in Starship and a Human city on Mars
We're trying to launch in 5 minutes if anyone wants to watch live
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Mr. P got a reaction from rammieib in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Counselling works....
A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.
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Mr. P reacted to Norman in The coronabrexit thread. I mean, coronavirus thread
I've just booked the 25th, 26th and 27th off work.
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Mr. P got a reaction from Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Counselling works....
A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.
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Mr. P got a reaction from Ghost of Clough in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Counselling works....
A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.
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Mr. P got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Counselling works....
A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.
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Mr. P got a reaction from RoyMac5 in Kaide Gordon - signed for Liverpool
Couldn’t we sell waghorn for 1m instead!
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Mr. P got a reaction from AndyinLiverpool in Kaide Gordon - signed for Liverpool
Couldn’t we sell waghorn for 1m instead!
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Mr. P got a reaction from GB SPORTS in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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