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@David is it time for us to make donations and become member++ again?

That is one heck of a pepper mill.  Where can I get me one of those!  

That will take a bit longer 
#educatetheheathens

Pre lunchtime barbecue. Note I'm educating the locals in the finer delights of the East Midlands.

It's raining a bit (sorry @Boycie, I ain't stickin' mi knee out in this weather!)

It's raining a bit (sorry @Boycie, I ain't stickin' mi knee out in this weather!)

Americans for instance.

You could see it another way, it enables people who live far away and abroad a chance to share in the delight of live Rams football.

Tandoori Leg of Lamb with Garlic and Turmeric potatoes, all washed down with a glass of Mango Mash IPA.

Ner ner ni ner ner!

People who get angry when I use my drone to film them in their garden

So I was mid poo this morning when there's a knock at the door. Normally I'd ignore it but I'm expecting some stuff from Amazon so I cut it off like a sausage machine, performed an express wipe and stumble downstairs like a ballbag, buttoning as I run.
Jehovah's bloody witnesses. 
If I was ever on the fence about God then I'm not any more. They've blown it. I'm 100% atheist now.

A good workman should always make sure he's done his "job" correctly!

@David, if you read it properly it says "shift"!

Just testing the repair.

Try eating more fibre, squatty potties also help.

Of course he was (the physio)!  My mind letting me down again!
Confusion on my part, as by the time I got to meet him and shake his hand, he was already laying the kits out (Pre-match stadium tour as part of a VIP competition winner)... but he was also already a club legend by then, so it was one of my most honoured hand shakes!

It was his job in the latter years. At the time of the kit changes he would have been the physio. I can still see him picking up his big black bag and running across the pitch to "attend" an injured player, which normally involved delving into said black bag and bringing out a soaking wet sponge to cure a broken leg. The player would then jump up and carry on running around as if nothing had happened. Today's players would probably need an extra week to recover from the cold water treatment, or two if their hair was involved due to a head injury.

I'm told that's something that will be discussed !

Might get the hump .

It's incredible what you can calculate on the internet. I once calculated how many camels I could get for my wife. I don't know whether to be happy or not, but I could have a lot of camels now.

It's incredible what you can calculate on the internet. I once calculated how many camels I could get for my wife. I don't know whether to be happy or not, but I could have a lot of camels now.

It would have been true though ?

Seems like a good time to drop this one out especially with the heading of the thread, it will be a few more weeks yet, aiming for the end of the season to give everybody something to fill the boring weeks in between with !
When it’s ready I will expect a rush of orders ! I am obviously biased but I am really pleased with it, a comprehensive book about every one of our shirts, badges, sponsors and a few juicy bits of gossip and a genuine re write of the history books with he expertise of Andy Ellis and Jason Shardlow.