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    May Contain Nuts reacted to angieram in Paul Warne appointed as Head Coach   
    Yes, I wasn't very happy that night, either! 
    It will be interesting to see what Warne gets out of the players that changes that. 
    He will still have the problem that his experienced players are a bit too old and his younger players aren't experienced enough. I'm interested to see how he blends the two because I am not sure Rosenior had worked out how to do that yet.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from angieram in Liam Rosenior   
    You say that, but I'm pretty sure if he was actually playing for the first team you'd be first in line to write him off due to his (currently) quite poor finishing, which is something Stretton definitely has over him.
    A good example at 3:45 https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2022/09/u21-highlights-derby-county-1-1-queens-park-rangers - if he was in the team against Cambridge and failed to put away a chance like that you'd be all over him.
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    May Contain Nuts reacted to cosmic in Liam Rosenior   
    It’s DC United. They are bottom of the league and here are their stats since Rooney took over:
    Played:12 W:2 D:3 L:7 (win rate 16.7%)
    Becoming clear how talented Liam is, in my opinion. 
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Bris Vegas in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Gap tooth ram in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts reacted to Jubbs in Jack Stretton - joined Stockport permanently   
    Incredible assist last night.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Premier ram in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from The Scarlet Pimpernel in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from ThePrisoner in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from I know nothing in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    aaaaaaand there's the famous Notts Forest arrogance & delusion we all love.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Zag zig in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    aaaaaaand there's the famous Notts Forest arrogance & delusion we all love.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from TigerTedd in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    They're more like some bloke who's been barred for s******* themselves and projectile vomiting on people the last time they were in an 'exclusive' nightclub, who's tried to get back in a number of times but is always spotted by the bouncer and thrown on his arse, no entry.
    One time he manages to sneak past the bouncer when he isn't looking, he's back in the club. He deserves to be in the club. That isn't enough though, he thinks he deserves to be in the VIP area.
    And so he sets his sights, he needs to walk the walk so goes to the bar and orders a drink, it comes to £5 but he throws a £20 note at the bar and tells them to keep the change. That'll get people's attention. He's a proper big shot, one of the elite.
    Approaching the VIP area, he lifts the cordon, those already sat there think "who the flip is this guy?", they tell him to leave, he refuses and goes to sit down in an empty seat. They take exception to this, drag him out of the seat and give him a good beat down.
    The bouncers are called over, he cries assault. "Don't you know who I am? I was coming here before you lot were born!" The bouncers take one look at his bloodied face, then another before yes, they do  recognise him, but not in the way he wants them to. He's thrown out, again.
    Everyone in the club who witnessed it is laughing their tits off at this delusional fool, everyone in the queue outside thinks "thank god we aren't that p****!"
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from NG2Ram in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    aaaaaaand there's the famous Notts Forest arrogance & delusion we all love.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Crewton in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    aaaaaaand there's the famous Notts Forest arrogance & delusion we all love.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Reggie Greenwood in Serial Whingers Notts Forest playtime, which we simply cannot accept.   
    aaaaaaand there's the famous Notts Forest arrogance & delusion we all love.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from samtheram83 in Paul Warne appointed as Head Coach   
    We already know that should it happen, his song choice would be Lady in Red, although maybe he wouldn't think it appropriate for Derby and sing Black & White by Niall Horan instead.
    I had to Google for a song with that title, pure coincidence it's sang by a Derby supporter. I have absolutely no idea what the song sounds like, but I imagine it's s***.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Crewton in Liam Rosenior   
    You'd think he'd lost every game he managed whilst looking and sounding completely clueless the way some write-off his prospects beyond being an assistant. Now he shouldn't even be involved in coaching at all!
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from angieram in Liam Rosenior   
    You'd think he'd lost every game he managed whilst looking and sounding completely clueless the way some write-off his prospects beyond being an assistant. Now he shouldn't even be involved in coaching at all!
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Reggie Greenwood in Liam Rosenior   
    You'd think he'd lost every game he managed whilst looking and sounding completely clueless the way some write-off his prospects beyond being an assistant. Now he shouldn't even be involved in coaching at all!
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    May Contain Nuts reacted to Bris Vegas in Phillip Cocu   
    I still maintain that Knight, Bird and Sibley showed more promise in six months under Cocu compared to the subsequent two years after him.
    I’m not sure how he could have succeeded here. Promotion was impossible after that Villa defeat. Even if Cocu had us mid table at the time of his sacking, last season’s relegation was inevitable regardless of who was in charge.
     
     
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from David Graham Brown in Paul Warne appointed as Head Coach   
    Because he can still boast that he's the only 'person' at the club with two horns?
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    May Contain Nuts reacted to Carnero in Paul Warne appointed as Head Coach   
    press conference is tomorrow, so I assume all other press stuff inc rams tv will also be tomorrow
    probably meeting the players today & training
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    May Contain Nuts reacted to angieram in Morgan Whittaker   
    All Morgan Whitaker needed was a bit of confidence, but Derby fans weren't prepared to give him that.
    A lovely goal today.
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from Carnero in Morgan Whittaker   
    Mardiness because he celebrated scoring against us and made an ill-advised comment on social media last time out.
    People claiming it means he 'hates' us, totally ignoring the context that he was here for something like 11 years, because we 'let him go' (read: got a good offer for him and decided to sell, because our priority was playing more experienced players with the aim of avoiding relegation)
    Also ignoring that he was never really given a chance here, was handled appallingly by Rooney in his attempt to 'make his mark' - dragged off after being subbed on one game, in tears - with his commitment questioned, grouped in with Duane Holmes (fair enough he wanted out) & later Waghorn, a player who's never given anything less than 100% but got picked on because he was 'mucking about' or something in training one time.
     
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    May Contain Nuts got a reaction from cstand in Morgan Whittaker   
    Mardiness because he celebrated scoring against us and made an ill-advised comment on social media last time out.
    People claiming it means he 'hates' us, totally ignoring the context that he was here for something like 11 years, because we 'let him go' (read: got a good offer for him and decided to sell, because our priority was playing more experienced players with the aim of avoiding relegation)
    Also ignoring that he was never really given a chance here, was handled appallingly by Rooney in his attempt to 'make his mark' - dragged off after being subbed on one game, in tears - with his commitment questioned, grouped in with Duane Holmes (fair enough he wanted out) & later Waghorn, a player who's never given anything less than 100% but got picked on because he was 'mucking about' or something in training one time.
     
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