Animal is a Ram

the state of the Gents in various busy places, such as pubs, clubs and football stadia.
What is it about busy toilets that means people cannot piss properly, cannot flush a chain, and cannot avoid vandalising them?
I think you've got to be some sort of backwards person if you think making the state of toilets worse that they already are is somewhat acceptable. I prefer to leave the toilets as nice as possible, cos that's how I like them to be when I need to use them.
 
Oh, and Audi owners.

It's a bit cheapo definitely but seems to fit in with the 'mood' of today.
Not my thing to be honest but then again I'd rather stick a fork in my knee than watch x factor or its ilk so I'm in the minority (or a Victor as my wife describes me...Often)

Perhaps a spell on the Orange Crush would be beneficial?

I prefer the work throne. Poo in peace.

I prefer the work throne. Poo in peace.

Wow - no chance of that one then.

Didn't hurt, just very scratchy! Really pleased.
 

Boy on a hill, flying a kite?

Wouldn't be a bad shout, but still only just coming back from last season's injury..

Would rather have Reg

08/09 Summer..
everyone knew we needed an entirely new club 

08/09 Summer..
everyone knew we needed an entirely new club 

08/09 Summer..
everyone knew we needed an entirely new club 

08/09 Summer..
everyone knew we needed an entirely new club 

Shackell still has a part to play - keeping Alex Pearce on his toes.
He's also the only other left sided CB - Rawson is a right side, and while it doesn't stop him playing alongside Keogh, its better to have a right/left pairing.
 

Having to listen to the outpouring of grief of Louis Tomlinson's Mum passing away...  Don't get me wrong, leukaemia is a disgusting decease and I wouldn't wish it on anybody, but she because she was followed by a load of daft tweenies it takes over Twitter and even gets mentioned on the News At Ten.  I can imagine plenty of mothers pass away like this every year, leaving behind families without a millionaire son to take care of those she leaves behind but where's their eulogies from ITN???  Celebrity culture going too far...

The phrase - "it's a real page turner" - as a compliment to a book.
Of course it is, how do you expect to read the thing?

Japanese games always seem to have some deep preaching going on. 
Here's a guy killing stuff with an 8ft sword with a gun attached. Now let's explain global warming/gene therapy/evolution 

Not beer but here we go, found a cherry bakewell vodka by Heston Blumenthal at Waitrose down from £26 to £18.99, so thinking sounds a bargain for Christmas, the guy on the till is struggling to get the security device off the bottle top, gives it a big tug, foil tears and cap comes out, bloke starts apologising says I'll get you another sir, so I said don't worry just discount this one, £5 alright for you sir? Happy days £26 bottle for a fiver 

looks as flat as a witches tit

That's really sad news. Just be there for her and take any stress that she may throw your way, I'm sure later in your relationship she'll appreciate you helped. 

People who can't drive through floods properly.
Low speed, high revs. and don't fecking stop!
This is swiftly replaced by smug mode when my little Yaris defeats a BMW 325i.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/top-tory-funder-runs-high-cost-loans-company-8656356.html
Two of the bosses - Beecroft of Wonga, and Angest of Everyday Loans - are massive Tory donors.
The latter even provided Cameron with a £5m overdraft, at 3.5%.
Something something political elite

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/top-tory-funder-runs-high-cost-loans-company-8656356.html
Two of the bosses - Beecroft of Wonga, and Angest of Everyday Loans - are massive Tory donors.
The latter even provided Cameron with a £5m overdraft, at 3.5%.
Something something political elite