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You've got to admit, that's a master stroke.

Looks a nice joint mate.
 
I should imagine it'll be lovely when its cooked. ?

Is that a GAP I see?   

Is that a GAP I see?   

When you sleep with your mother, sister, aunt, granny, niece and the neighbour's daughter (who also happens to be related by marriage), that's a hell of a lot of lovin', to be fair!  
 
#bestxmasever

I bumped into a girl in the household cleaning aisle last week.  I asked her what was best to clean the bath.  Well, what with her wearing a face mask, almighty confusion ensued, but it turns out I'd misheard her, and what she actually said was "I have Cif on my list".
 

Makes you wonder why they think they've lost that lovin' feeling? Chlamydia?

When you sleep with your mother, sister, aunt, granny, niece and the neighbour's daughter (who also happens to be related by marriage), that's a hell of a lot of lovin', to be fair!  
 
#bestxmasever

I find @DarkFruitsRam7's obvious crush on @David quite sweet. 
It's like being a kid and fancying a girl, you don't know how to do anything about it so are quite mean to her, as if she's to blame for your own inadequacy.

Don't let the Canton?

I'll have a bit of that bait...Roll your sleeves up Beetroot...that's a little underdone for a sandwich.
I've had 5 fights this week and I'm due a win. 

I’ve mentioned it before but it really annoys me when people say that fairly recent thing of saying “so” in response to a question. What brought it to mind was a contestant on The Chase. When asked what he did for a living he said  “ So, I’m a history student”. And what are your hobbies? “So, I like football and hang gliding”. And if you won the money what would you do with it? “So, I’d go round the world”.       Grrrrrrrr

Is... is that a leaf print?
Following that logic, I'm now expecting, nay, demanding a fleece third kit.

This fella?...
 
 

This fella?...
 
 

Derby: Forest are poo

Lewis Grabban has had six touches in the first half. 
Three were kick-offs!