Mucker1884

Over here in pedants' corner, we were asking ourselves the same question.

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁

That superior goal difference disappeared quicker than my pay packet!

No one was nutty enough to tell me this, but when I was around five I became convinced that if a car would run over my foot, it wouldn't hurt a bit.  I decided to test my theory at a nearby busy road.  I stood on the edge of the sidewalk and when I spotted a car driving close to the road's edge I quickly stuck my foot out, but much to my irritation, the drivers always swerved away at the last second.  This time I would succeed though, for a big wide lorry truck was coming, yet just before I was able to shoot my foot out some fellow who had observed me yanked me backwards, yelling, what the hell are you doing you crazy kid. 
I learned from that episode that adults can be really annoying.

With a 1 point + 2 goal advantage, were ok to blink, just so long as we don't nod off!  

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁

Shouldn’t be looking for favours in this standard of football . But the extra few days rest is a big bonus for our older players .

A late winner for Huddersfield puts Birmingham in the relegation zone 🤣🤣
Sheffield Wednesday just below them won as well!

I Used to tell my lot that the Ice Cream Chimes were from the daily Grimsby Fresh Fish van.
Some thing they now still use on my Grandkids today!

Muckerette was in her 20's before she found out that actually yes, spiders will leave a cold hard wall for nice soft warm bedding.  Her dad was fibbing all along!  (Missing you already, old man xxx)
Fairly common one I think... we told our lads that the ice cream chimes meant that he'd sold out!  Not sure how long that fib survived, but it was fun whilst it lasted... and saved us a few quid!  😁

And before that for Derby, it was our Hispano-Scot midfielder Bruce Rioja.

Put a cork in it

This thread is now Bordeauxing on becoming one of those really annoying pun-fests.  Think On!

"You'll take someone's eye out with that"  etc, etc... 

Blimey, what a fall from grace.
From being the hero against the Dirties to working in the Wrexham club shop.

If they're gonna scuttle off to a top half championship team, I don't particularly care how well they do.  Stuff 'em!
 
 
... oh... wait... erm... 

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

"You'll take someone's eye out with that"  etc, etc... 

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄

That would have more respect had you said "He needs time" or "Hope he improves".
To come out with a "Get shot" kind of negates any present underlining of your point.  🙄