Mucker1884

Swansea have already scored more, so level GD will see them leap frog Forest.
Just a mere 3 goal swing required now... 2 more for Swansea, and 1 more for Stoke, will do nicely!  ?

The washing up? ?

Oven baked jerk chicken breast (not pictured), New potatoes in butter and dill (not pictured), and fèves au lard sur le sol.

No.  That's next door to Belgium.  Completely different country, moron!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh...
Erm...
 

No.  That's next door to Belgium.  Completely different country, moron!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh...
Erm...
 

I'm gutted, my wife just left me, said all I talk about is football.
We've been together 44 seasons!

Or a really slow sarcastic clap. Smuggle Rooney a phone so he can be texting and just clapping one hand on his leg. Then have one player got OTT with being happy for them. Handshakes, hugs, air punches and maybe a quick congratulations to a Leeds player that lasts awkwardly too long. 

I say... If Brentford let us down today, and a guard of honour is required tomorrow... we form the narrowest of narrow corridors for them to negotiate.
Two lines of Derby players, facing each other, and stood 0.5 metres apart.
... And blame the sneezing on the fact that someone has just mowed the grass!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Yes... I know this is no laughing matter... but that's no reason not to laugh!

So, to clarify... I think...
Dirties are now confirmed as promoted.
 
Which leaves...
Scenario 1:
If Brentford fail to win tomorrow (Stoke away), Leeds will be crowned as Champions, and I believe protocol suggests our players would give them a guard of honour before kick off on Sunday... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 2:
If Brentford do win at Stoke tomorrow, We would need to beat The Dirties on Sunday to stop them being crowned as Champions at the final whistle... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 3:
A Brentford win tomorrow, and a Rams win on Sunday, and I don't give a flying fig who gets crowned champions the following week, as it won't be happening on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!  
 
Come on you Bees. 
Come on you Rams.
Pretty Please.
Do it for the fans!

So, to clarify... I think...
Dirties are now confirmed as promoted.
 
Which leaves...
Scenario 1:
If Brentford fail to win tomorrow (Stoke away), Leeds will be crowned as Champions, and I believe protocol suggests our players would give them a guard of honour before kick off on Sunday... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 2:
If Brentford do win at Stoke tomorrow, We would need to beat The Dirties on Sunday to stop them being crowned as Champions at the final whistle... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 3:
A Brentford win tomorrow, and a Rams win on Sunday, and I don't give a flying fig who gets crowned champions the following week, as it won't be happening on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!  
 
Come on you Bees. 
Come on you Rams.
Pretty Please.
Do it for the fans!

So, to clarify... I think...
Dirties are now confirmed as promoted.
 
Which leaves...
Scenario 1:
If Brentford fail to win tomorrow (Stoke away), Leeds will be crowned as Champions, and I believe protocol suggests our players would give them a guard of honour before kick off on Sunday... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 2:
If Brentford do win at Stoke tomorrow, We would need to beat The Dirties on Sunday to stop them being crowned as Champions at the final whistle... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 3:
A Brentford win tomorrow, and a Rams win on Sunday, and I don't give a flying fig who gets crowned champions the following week, as it won't be happening on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!  
 
Come on you Bees. 
Come on you Rams.
Pretty Please.
Do it for the fans!

I once set up an on-line forum for electricians.  I called it "acdcfans.co.uk".  It didn't go at all how I planned!  

So, to clarify... I think...
Dirties are now confirmed as promoted.
 
Which leaves...
Scenario 1:
If Brentford fail to win tomorrow (Stoke away), Leeds will be crowned as Champions, and I believe protocol suggests our players would give them a guard of honour before kick off on Sunday... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 2:
If Brentford do win at Stoke tomorrow, We would need to beat The Dirties on Sunday to stop them being crowned as Champions at the final whistle... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 3:
A Brentford win tomorrow, and a Rams win on Sunday, and I don't give a flying fig who gets crowned champions the following week, as it won't be happening on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!  
 
Come on you Bees. 
Come on you Rams.
Pretty Please.
Do it for the fans!

So, to clarify... I think...
Dirties are now confirmed as promoted.
 
Which leaves...
Scenario 1:
If Brentford fail to win tomorrow (Stoke away), Leeds will be crowned as Champions, and I believe protocol suggests our players would give them a guard of honour before kick off on Sunday... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 2:
If Brentford do win at Stoke tomorrow, We would need to beat The Dirties on Sunday to stop them being crowned as Champions at the final whistle... on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!
 
Scenario 3:
A Brentford win tomorrow, and a Rams win on Sunday, and I don't give a flying fig who gets crowned champions the following week, as it won't be happening on our pitch... on our turf... on our manor!  
 
Come on you Bees. 
Come on you Rams.
Pretty Please.
Do it for the fans!

You must be young.
I could imagine many ways this season could have been worse. Largely based on the experience of previous seasons.

Damn, that means my ideal scenario of both stoke and boro being relegated can’t happen. Only one of them can. Might as well go for stoke. That means I can root for boro (eeuuughh) against Cardiff. 

There's only one ideal scenario... wins for West Brom (Fri), Brentford (Sat), and then us on Sun... so they achieve nothing this weekend.
Anything else, and The dirties will ether be promoted before our game, or on the final whistle.
Worst case, Brom & Brentford both fail to win, and our players have to form a guard of honour for the new champions!  Perish the thought!  The only blessing is that their fans won't be invading our stadium and rubbing our noses in it!  

There's only one ideal scenario... wins for West Brom (Fri), Brentford (Sat), and then us on Sun... so they achieve nothing this weekend.
Anything else, and The dirties will ether be promoted before our game, or on the final whistle.
Worst case, Brom & Brentford both fail to win, and our players have to form a guard of honour for the new champions!  Perish the thought!  The only blessing is that their fans won't be invading our stadium and rubbing our noses in it!  

Obviously they must have played well all season, but that bit of help to get over the line also needs to go your way. og today . injury time winner against Swansea.  Hopefully we can raise our game, the other two win and we can leave them sweating against Charlton who need to win. That wouldn't be an easy match.  Denied autos by the prodigal son Bowyer and us . That would be a laugh.

Don’t drink all them in one go or you might get a bit merry.

FTFY

Yes. 
I’ve watched on my laptop, Muckerette’s ipad, and my iphone. 
It’s your account that’s registered, not the device. 

"I am" not "Ize is"... "It's not true that I am American".
 
it's not bloody difficult, thicko!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

You speak for yourself!  That pic is just screaming out for my knee to be in the foreground.  It would have looked fantastic!  ?