Mucker1884

I'm gonna guess at 2am, with a name like that?  

I know, I took my hat off, and then dropped it. It was tragic. 

OMG!  Another one!!  What is it with these hats!  So Sad! 

That seems an awfully insensitive thing to say, seeing as your new colleague has just driven straight into the back of a bin lorry in the fog!
Heartless git!  

You dropped your hat?  OMG, that's terrible!
Praying for you, my hatless friend.
xxx

No you are right it's pathetic these days how people bang on about it .I've lost my parents and my sister at a very young age .There's not a Mothers Day or Father's Day that doesn't piss me off but it's life .
My mum and dad wouldn't want me to be miserable for the rest of my life and I want my kids and grandkids to go on and enjoy their after I've popped my clogs .It's the circle of life.

Brilliant!  You deserve a pat on the back.

Brilliant!  You deserve a pat on the back.

Brilliant!  You deserve a pat on the back.

I've added some cows for scale.

The Thing mate,original version...top movie.

You may have a copyright issue with that photo. 

t's a little known fact, that in the 1980s statistically girls called Eileen
spent more on dry cleaning than girls with any other name.

If it's plain pork, then "Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, then it's "Thai Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, with a little dope thrown in, then it's "High Thai Sty Pie".
If you eat it whilst watching live footy, then it's "Sky High Thai Sty Pie".
 
... I prefer the lamb, myself.

If it's plain pork, then "Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, then it's "Thai Sty Pie".
If it's spicy pork, with a little dope thrown in, then it's "High Thai Sty Pie".
If you eat it whilst watching live footy, then it's "Sky High Thai Sty Pie".
 
... I prefer the lamb, myself.

His and hers ?

How to finish a sentence?

Kenny?

Arse-wiping should clearly be categorised as a number 2.
It ain't rocket science.  Get yer act together, mods!!  

Kenny?

Just checked on mobile... all seemed ok.
Was in the process of checking on my (older) work laptop, and all seems good there too, but that may be because of what you have just done?
All good now on this laptop, so whatever you have done seems to have worked.  Look...
???
 
All very much appreciated, and sincere apologies for being a pain.  ☺️
 
PM me your address, and the turkey sandwich will get posted in the morning (Allow 5 days though, due to New Year postage, blah, blah, blah!
And please accept this, as a token of my gratitude...  ?

I sense a humour dig, but only because the name commodore seems familiar?  (My kids were born in the '80's).  The rest just whooshed right over my head.  LOL.
For the record, it's a 2 year old Dell summatorother laptop.  Win10.  Chrome.  I know very little else (literally!), but this problem does seem to be unique to this site, as I do get full access to similar emoji things on other message boards.
I had to google how to do the screenshot!  Ha Ha!

I sense a humour dig, but only because the name commodore seems familiar?  (My kids were born in the '80's).  The rest just whooshed right over my head.  LOL.
For the record, it's a 2 year old Dell summatorother laptop.  Win10.  Chrome.  I know very little else (literally!), but this problem does seem to be unique to this site, as I do get full access to similar emoji things on other message boards.
I had to google how to do the screenshot!  Ha Ha!

Don’t start texting me for solutions, double time on sundays.
watch him deny it.

Don’t be a quitter mate, it was a birds trifle out a box on full zoom that’s all.  Everything around it was out a dolls house to make it look massive.
Ive said too much.