Mucker1884

Blimey. This is worse than I thought! 😲

Hi Mozza, I completely forgot to predict the Charlton game, but if you check my history for away game predictions, You'll see I almost always go with "Away win. 0-1. NML"... except when I predict summat else, like a different scoreline, or perhaps a different FRGS. Any chance you can bung me a couple of points, on the QT? Please respond only via this PM, mate. Best keep it off the public pages, eh! It'll be full o' moaners on there, if they catch wind of it. Cheers. 🍻 #10% if I win owt! #Oh go on then... 15%! Yer bloody scamp, you! #etc...

I quite like the thought of forest fans bleating. It makes feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm thinking "Skirt", "Rump" and "Filet" are all worthwhile puns here, but I'm damned if I can organise them all into a post that will escape the attention of the forum decency squad, so for that reason, I'm out! 👀

Legally speaking, I think you'll find your auntie is now allowed to have bollox... and a moustache!

I'd imagine it's a change of clothes, seeing as he's in That London on a Saturday evening. I heard he was going out out.

Damn it... am I too late? #tvvatme!

Something, something Ebou & Laing Something, something, two big wangs. Something, something, promotion for me, Something, something, something DP. Leave it wi' me...

Was late getting home, so was well into second half before catching up on here. This and the beeb match updates. Seen nothing. Heard nothing. From the comments on here: It seems to have been an ugly win. I'll not complain about that. Max played to the max, it seems... and I'll happily add a slice of humble pie to my supper later, on that topic. Well done, and thanks, Max! 🐏 I'd much rather have the points in the bag, than rely on the ifs, buts and maybes that adhere themselves to games in hand. Let others do the hoping and praying on that score. We're now the team they have to catch, and that makes a nice welcome change. I hope those 3 magnificent points keeps @jono moist for the entirety of his birthday evening. EDIT: Just seen the vid of the goal... I'll take two slices, Max. Beautiful through ball that! 👍 Second though... eh? 🐏🍻

Finished! #phew

90+1 & 90+4! FFS! 😲

We appear to be a good 5/6 mins behind the others (NML treatment?) We should know what's needed for the additional 14mins the ref adds on...

Bolton 1-1 Still a point behind us, but with 2 games in hand. We remain second... to be continued...

I'm not sure they do "allow" it... I think they "demand" it!

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Merrily greetings, Jonners! May your day be brightly lit with 3 brand new shiny league points. 🍻

Printed tickets can't be in two places at once. They're either waiting for you at the ground, or they are "In the post". I suspect the latter, unless you made a specific request for the former, but probably best to check with our ticket office... preferably about 3 days ago! 😲 #lifeontheedge #lastminute.com #timetopanic #etc

If that was the case, why didn't he just announce he is moving into a new house with both an attic room and a secret cellar full of PC monitors, keyboards, and tissues, and that "all are welcome to the house warming as long as they arrive wearing only their pants and a BCFC shirt". Owd Papa Dop would be waiting at the gate, offering to help carry the tea chests in for him! 👀

Close enough!

Ooh no. Not even close for me. 3rd div Preston away... FA cup 3rd round again... Jan '79... after 17* postponements due to "The Great Snows", it finally went ahead in -30° temps*... and we lost 3-0*! *Two of the three stats above are exaggerated... and neither is the scoreline! 🤣

I'm going for £987.28 in the bank, and £114,700 behind the Bath panel... in cash... wrapped in cling film.

Trust me, It's no fun having your car keys safely in your pocket when you can't remember where you parked the bloody car! 🤪

Why would they change their manager after reaching the PO final? 👀