Mucker1884

Merrily greetings, Jonners! May your day be brightly lit with 3 brand new shiny league points. 🍻

Printed tickets can't be in two places at once. They're either waiting for you at the ground, or they are "In the post". I suspect the latter, unless you made a specific request for the former, but probably best to check with our ticket office... preferably about 3 days ago! 😲 #lifeontheedge #lastminute.com #timetopanic #etc

If that was the case, why didn't he just announce he is moving into a new house with both an attic room and a secret cellar full of PC monitors, keyboards, and tissues, and that "all are welcome to the house warming as long as they arrive wearing only their pants and a BCFC shirt". Owd Papa Dop would be waiting at the gate, offering to help carry the tea chests in for him! 👀

Close enough!

Ooh no. Not even close for me. 3rd div Preston away... FA cup 3rd round again... Jan '79... after 17* postponements due to "The Great Snows", it finally went ahead in -30° temps*... and we lost 3-0*! *Two of the three stats above are exaggerated... and neither is the scoreline! 🤣

I'm going for £987.28 in the bank, and £114,700 behind the Bath panel... in cash... wrapped in cling film.

Trust me, It's no fun having your car keys safely in your pocket when you can't remember where you parked the bloody car! 🤪

Why would they change their manager after reaching the PO final? 👀

Well, you're no William Shakespeare or Charles Dickens, but for a poster on a div. 3 football forum, I'd still rate you somewhere between rather spiffing and bloody marvelous!

Finish 3rd. Win the first leg 0-3 away Then... erm... oh... my keyboards brok

Top class player. Top class geezer. Top class news. 🐏

is "Early Window Doors" the same as bi-fold patio doors? 👀

Just how live is this live game? 🤣 ... Just watched the highlights... was there no VAR on the Wolves Peno? Looked awfully dive-esque to me? 🤷‍♂️ Lively ending mind, for a neutral. 👍

Muckerette's memories of the old BBG are just 2 games in total, from the late 80's/early 90's, and are thus... 1. First Game: On the Popside v Newcastle... didn't like the claustrophobic vibes of a near-full terrace vibe... wasn't keen on the pushing, shoving, and swaying... absolutely hated the hefty waft of B.O. from the guy in front, who managed to keep both arms aloft for the entire game. It was a no from her! 2. So let's try this then..., A wonderfully romantic trip to FA Cup Third Round Land. v Burnley. In the posh seats (Ley Stand). She was halfway through her "This is much better, darling" spiel, when she had to change it to "Where TF has the pitch gone"! Got a bit foggy, innit! Postponed it, din't they! 🙄 She never bothered again (at The BBG)! 🤣

That's a lovely thought an' all, but none of us know. He could have done a Bennett, and threatened to burn the place down... but he didn't! 🙄 Who's to say his loan back was his doing? "Dear Bristol, I'll sign for you just as long as you let me finish the season with my beloved Rams. Take it or leave it". That could just as easily be DCFC saying "OK Max, We'll let you go just as long as you finish this season with us. Take it or leave it". None of us know who's calling the shots on this loan back. It could be all Max's doing. It could be he had little to no choice! All we do know is that Max didn't fancy extending/renewing his contract beyond this season (Which I believe he was offered one, no?) Ergo, he'd rather leave. That we do know.

You make that appear harsh... Childish even. ... and yet here I sit nodding in total agreement with you. Yeah, players come and go. I get that. A straight forward transfer would have no complaints from me. It's the loan back that niggles! To be wearing The Ram after effectively saying "I don't want to wear The Ram anymore", makes me feel a tad nauseous, if I'm honest. I get he's a pro. I get he'll "Still try his best whilst he's still here"... A bit like a lotto winner who has to serve a month's notice before heading off into the sunset... no way are they gonna be at the top of their game, for the duration! I'll try not to boo him, but remember, he actually ain't one of ours any more, so meh!

Pfft! Luxury! Unfortunately, It was the 20:(something) from Euston to Lichfield... I would have paid double to have been allowed to sit on the roof! The toilets weren't an issue, as nobody could actually move to reach them anyway! I'll not go into detail, suffice to say beer cans do not retain liquid once they start rolling around on the carriage floor! 🙄

Following a "Strongly worded email" to sometraincompanyorother@gmail.com (🤷‍♂️) after our very poor journey to, and absolutely horrendous journey from Wembley (v Villa PO final), we were reliably informed by said train company that trains are the only form of transport that are not governed by any "maximum number of passengers" mandate. Just let that sink in for a moment! The capacity is literally unlimited... (Unlike cattle trains, I'd assume?). Suffice to say, our journey back seemed to back that statement up! 😲 Now, I hasten to add that I never checked that out for fact-finding reasons... partly due to shock, and partly as it was relayed via an official email communication from the train company's customer relations bod, (So why would I doubt it?), so if anyone can prove this to be incorrect, (I still cba to check!) then the train company's customer relations bod clearly lied to a disgruntled paying customer... which is only one step down from treating passengers worse than cattle anyway, so either way, it's shitty! "Never again", we exclaimed... and never again it shall remain!

My missus fancied checking out a new four poster from Flitwick Beds, until I pointed out there's a very good reason for having a comma between Flitwick, Beds! #daft mare! (She spotted it on the side of a van, and made assumptions) 🙄

That looks suspiciously like an old flame of mine.

If they had owt about 'em, they could make a trendy/arty statue out of said nicked hubcaps! It'd only take a few hours each night, after wor... oh... bugger...

What we need is a forward-thinking owner who's prepared to stump up for a glass roof. 👀