Mucker1884

Alreet for you... I was born in that January, and by all accounts, I was stark-bullock naked! 😲🥶 No wonder I turned out to be as hard as nails!

2-3 10mins for 'Pool to force a shoot-out...

Players are still on pitch... sub being made... medics have returned to the dug out. Assume the forest fan emergency is over. About to start ET 2nd half...

It's half-time in extra time, but there is also concern with a medical emergency among the Forest supporters, Medics have sprinted over to attend to the fan.

Ah yes... I'd also forgotten he worked the doors! I started drinking "Up town" after shacking up with my missus (Ilson lass), so the latter 80's by then. Bumped into him a few times on the doors (Market Inn?), now you mention it! Getting a welcoming handshake and a smile from the bouncer is quite the VIP treatment to a pussycat like me! 🤣

🎵 Mucker's on the road again... So, I'm away... first time since bouncy Blackpool... and it's my birthday, so making a (one night) weekend of it (#rock 'n roll) So if anyone knows any cracking little coffee shops, with espressos to die for, shout up, and I'll see you there. Might consider a tea-room, if the cakes are fluffy enough. Stay Tough, fellow full fans. 👀

Keep it to yersen, mate. oh, you just have! 🤣

I'd forgotten about Walt... and his right hand man (Began with G... Garth was it? 🤷‍♂️). Hadn't taken a proper look at that pic, but now you mention it, and looking again, that's definitely him. 👍 After being a bit scary (to me/us) when we first started on the Felix buses, it turned out that Ilson mob were a bloody good set of lads on there... and I always felt a bit safer when they were around! 🤣 Happy days, 'n all that! 👍🐏 Oh... and as for your cheeky comment at the end... erm... Oh, OK... Fair point! 🤣 You wanna see me now though mate. Absolute brickhouse! 💪

Oy... People... Don't even go there! 👀

If yer use Costco, it still is since they quadrupled* their membership since covid! 🤣 *I made that stat up, but that's how it seems. No way was it anywhere near as busy, pre-covid.

Tweatment, innit? 😉 #pwopertweatmentguvna

I once left the house still in my slippers. It was one of those self-locking yale lock things. I didn't have a key, as folk were due home before I was. There was nobody in when I left. It was a Saturday morning, I was 14... and was off to play rugby for the school team. Just think about that for a moment! 😲 Don't tell me about having a bad day! *It was the first time I ever paid a hooker to come to my rescue, but that's a whole different story... I ain't got time.

HEY! Premier League Chiefs, listen up...

Don't beat yersen up about it mate. As I sat wondering whether to leave early or not*, I distinctly heard them singing that they actually HATED us, so feckham! *I didn't... we scored... yeh me! 🐏

He's allowed to. He's a goalkeepe... oh... erm... as you were, sorry! Misunderstanding! 🤪

No. I'm ok with it. It's Barkhuizen I struggle with... There must be 5 different pronunciations spread around Radio Derby alone! 🙄 I ain't got a clue how to pronounce it! ... I also used to struggle a lot with Stefan Schnoor, but that was more to do with my lisp, to be fair.

Dear Simon, May I take this opportunity to mention that FFP was brought in becau... oh... never mind... Thanks for giving us a giggle. I like you.

#worn out

Yeah, they might have to. That's what lack of maintenance can do for yer... or it's due anyway (Fair wear and tear/age etc) hence what appears to be a reduction in TLC/spending for now? I know not. 🤷‍♂️

Ah right! Fair do's buddy. 👍 At least you're managing to keep yer pecker up during this horrendous spell we're having, that's the main thing. 🐏

But the condition of the pitch is not something you can change overnight... or cheaply. We're potentially only a few months from being an ambitious Championship side. Best not let it deteriorate too much! 😉

A rousing rendition of SBW is required at Lincoln on Saturday... It'd be the great man's 150th birthday! 🐏

Was that the season their manager couldn't bring himself to comment, when he heard we'd survived on the last day? He appeared to be holding in his inner disgust! 👀