Anag Ram

Or my swimming report 
Holds his own in the pool

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Must admit, I was dreading it all getting settled today.
Next week's game would have been such an anti-climax!  Who wants to get promoted early?  Ooh no, thank you very much.
Now we have something to look forward to.  We have hope, expectation, excitement, anticipation, and lots and lots of laundry! 👀
I've ordered some beta-blockers, and checked out where the nearest heart-zapping machine is (To PPS).
I'm buzzing.  What a week to be al

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

I really fail to see why any true Rams fan would go to the game next week knowing the sheer torture of losing and Bolton winning and being present for the bleakest day in our history (apart from all the other bleak days that were bleaker).
Let me carry your burden by taking your ticket off you.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Ugly, untidy, but better than nothing.
Coincidentally, my wife’s description of me.
 

Struggled through 2 episodes and gave up. 
Terrible. 

I’m surprised Liverpool and Man City aren’t allowed to join at the semi final stage.

…are you for the last 2 games? I’ve been home & away for most of the season but had to reluctantly relinquish my tickets for Cambridge & Carlisle for the sunnier clime of Sri Lanka from where I’ll be watching tonight. Pre-match today I’m taking plenty of fluid on board and doing some light pool work just to keep myself loose. It’s my birthday tomorrow so hopefully the Rams will present me with 3 points just to make tomorrow sweeter. 
Where are you watching from if you’re not at the game? 🐏

Cheering on the Rams from pitchside. 
I can't believe you let a birthday get in the way of our most exciting close to a season in years. B4 would be ashamed of you! 😂
Happy birthday for tomorrow. 🎉

Good work Mucker. Clearly a lot of work went into that.

Ebou, don't make us sad.
Take a Rams shirt, and make us better.
Remember to let us into your heart,
Then you can start to make us better.
Ebou, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and play for us.
The minute you let us under your skin,
Then you begin to make us better.
Ebou, don't let us down.
You have found us, now stay and grow with us.
Remember to let us into your heart,
With you as a Ram, we'll all feel better
Better... Better... Better... 
Nah, Nah, Nah,
La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La,
Ebou.... 
 
 
 
EDIT:
Feel free to double the original tempo, thus losing the ability to breath half way through, whilst simultaneously turning the lyrics to a garbled incoherent mess, but with the added bonus of finishing in time to get down to the concourse before the HT whistle goes.
Out of sync clapping is optional.
#The Derby way.

He’s just too good to be true 
Can’t take our eyes off Ebou
Du-du, du-du, du, du, du,du etc

Is that the congestion they’re warning about?

He’s just too good to be true 
Can’t take our eyes off Ebou
Du-du, du-du, du, du, du,du etc