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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Ellafella in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Adslegend in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Ramrob in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
  4. Like
    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from CBRammette in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
  5. COYR
    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Gritstone Ram in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
  6. COYR
    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Walkley Ram in The longest 15 hours ever   
    We thought we’d never get autos in 96 so booked wedding ‘to be back in time for the playoffs’
    Received promotion new by fax.
    Watched 3 playoff defeats in the flesh. Watched playoff victory in the pub.
    Today is the day…..promotion in the flesh. It’s happening.
    Awake at 6 like the most excited child on Christmas Day.
    It’s happening…..I’m feeling super emotional…..could well be my first tears of joy since the birth of the junior bats.
  7. COYR
    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from SKRam in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Watched his first game - never been so happy after a 5-0 or 5-1 thrashing.
    Still have my "Igor says Idemo Gore" ("we're going up" in Croatian) T-shirt from the Ramtique........choices, choices....it's that or the '96 Puma promotion shirt tomorrow 🤔
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from MickD in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Kathcairns in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Watched his first game - never been so happy after a 5-0 or 5-1 thrashing.
    Still have my "Igor says Idemo Gore" ("we're going up" in Croatian) T-shirt from the Ramtique........choices, choices....it's that or the '96 Puma promotion shirt tomorrow 🤔
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Carl Sagan in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Watched his first game - never been so happy after a 5-0 or 5-1 thrashing.
    Still have my "Igor says Idemo Gore" ("we're going up" in Croatian) T-shirt from the Ramtique........choices, choices....it's that or the '96 Puma promotion shirt tomorrow 🤔
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Nishfan in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Nishfan in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Watched his first game - never been so happy after a 5-0 or 5-1 thrashing.
    Still have my "Igor says Idemo Gore" ("we're going up" in Croatian) T-shirt from the Ramtique........choices, choices....it's that or the '96 Puma promotion shirt tomorrow 🤔
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from 21CSchizoidRam in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
  14. COYR
    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Pikeyram in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Watched his first game - never been so happy after a 5-0 or 5-1 thrashing.
    Still have my "Igor says Idemo Gore" ("we're going up" in Croatian) T-shirt from the Ramtique........choices, choices....it's that or the '96 Puma promotion shirt tomorrow 🤔
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Kathcairns in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Mucker1884 in End of season celebrations.   
    I'm not a fan of pitch invasions - and I'm not being the fun police here, quite the opposite. As has been pointed out, it risks cancellation of laps of honour, presentations and a chance to actually see the players celebrate.
    I'd rather watch PW start the bounce with an ecstatic squad with him than watch 22 knackered footballers run for their life towards the tunnel.
    There is generally some numpty who assaults an opposing player - which is utterly cringeworthy.
    It's easy to fix. EFL says non-negotiable 20 point deduction for mass pitch invasions like they apply a non-negotiable deduction for going into admin - and they just wouldn't happen.
    I don't believe there is any realistic chance of a points deduction if there's a pitch invasion tomorrow but, if the EFL are genuinely concerned about player safety, they should bring in some rule for future seasons.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Animal is a Ram in Rate the 23/24 signings   
    Scores based on what have they contributed so far, relative to their maximum potential contribution since signing......not just on how good I think they are........or what they may contribute in future.
    A lot of the non-contribution is a result of injury - we could have signed Mbappe and he could have got injured after 1 game and in my book that would have made him a 1/10
    Summer window:
    Curtis Nelson...9/10.....couple of iffy games early on and then magnificent. Always fit
    Callum Elder.....3/10......often injured.....poor in early games.....very promising in later games.....much higher hopes for next season
    Joe Ward.....4/10........really like him, season badly affected by injury. Some costly pens against but coming very good before latest injury
    Sonny Bradley....5/10...awful start, slow re-integration but coming good. Always fit
    Josh Vickers......5/10.....good back-up. Harsh to give a 5 but he's hardly played.
    Kane Wilson.....7.5/10.....completely smashed my expectations after a poor start (v Blackpool?). Always fit
    Martyn Waghorn.....4/10.......10/10 v Posh away, injured then not regained any sort of form
    Conor Washington....4/10.....lively, committed but big injury lay-off 
    Tyrese Fornah......2/10.......probably a good player in there but clearly not PW's cup of tea so not contributed much
    Elliot Embleton......1/10......almost N/A because of injury
    Ryan Nyambe........4.5/10....best defensive full back in the league when not injured or at Afcon
    Tyreece John-Jules....2/10......classy touches and a goal at PV but not fit enough for long enough
    Winter:
    Ebou Adams.....9/10.....Best new signing of the season. Always fit
    Dwight Gayle.....5/10.....if he'd stayed fit I'm sure I'd have given him an 8 or 9 and we'd already be up
    Corey Blackett-Taylor.....2/10.....genuinely hope he comes good and has shown glimpses of what he can do
    Max Bird*.....5/10.....been injured a lot since  'coming back' on loan
    Extensions:
    Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.....7.5/10.....A bit down on form since contract extension but still fantastic. Always fit
    Eiran Cashin....9/10......Excellent. Always fit. Best signing of the season. Great player or megabucks for the club next season.
    Jake Rooney.....N/A.....if he can live with the pace of the Champ (fingers crossed) he'll be a big asset. My worry is he's too slow.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat reacted to Kernow in Peterborough vs Bolton   
    It’s going to be really interesting to see what Peterborough do in terms of team selection. I think Ferguson may have hoped they could rest players in the “easier” game and still get something from it.
    His comments before suggested he would only go weaker v Cheltenham, as he said that was “his only chance to rest players.”
    But now they’re pretty much 4th no matter what, why would they go stronger in a game that has even less riding on it for them?
    They can’t exactly handpick who they play in the playoffs either, there’s 4 teams that can still finish 5th.
    I understand they’ve had a tough run of games, I just can’t understand the thought process behind it all.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat reacted to ariotofmyown in How is that offside?   
    Isn't in MLS where they watch one replay in real time, and if they are sure it's wrong decision, they change it. Seems a better way of doing it.
    Remember the first World Cup they got VAR in, it was ace. Penalties given for holding in the box, so players stopped doing it. Don't remember any of this penalty handball or offside nonsense.
    How did it end up in this mess? Maybe a quick solution is to give teams a couple of appeals like in cricket. Let them use it on anything, corners, yellow cards. They'll use them up in first 2 mins appealing for a throw in.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat reacted to DavesaRam in Match Thread: Cambridge United (a)   
    in the second half in particular, 80 - 90% of our passes and clearances went to Cambridge players because we'd got all our players back in our own half, hanging around our penalty area. Our sole tactic was a big lumping ball as far upfield as possible, with running like stink trying to catch up with it in case a Cambridge defender made a mistake. Even though we don't play anywhere near Mac 1 levels, we ar better than what we did yesterday. But it got us the win, which in this league at this stage of the season is all that matters.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Premier ram in Sonny Bradley   
    Thought he was terrific today. End of.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from r_wilcockson in Sonny Bradley   
    Thought he was terrific today. End of.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat got a reaction from Crewton in Sonny Bradley   
    Thought he was terrific today. End of.
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    Ian Buxton's Bat reacted to Stive Pesley in Match Thread: Cambridge United (a)   
    Both of them
    They have averaged less than one goal per game this season, and we've conceded the fewest goals in the league (even less than Pompey)
    Not to be complacent, as stranger things have happened, but as long as we stay focussed at the back we will be fine
     
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