MarsdenRam Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Title: Dr Carrot Written by: Wayne Rooney Logline: In 2020, Wayne Rooney, the manager of Derby County Football Club, discovers a new performance-enhancing formula made from carrots and other vegetables, but he soon realizes that it comes with some dangerous side effects. As Wayne struggles to save his team, he must confront the consequences of his choices and face the ultimate test of his leadership on a log flume ride. ACT I We open on Wayne Rooney, the manager of Derby County Football Club, watching his team play from the sidelines at Moor Farm. They're struggling to keep up with their opponents, and Wayne is frustrated. WAYNE: (to his assistant, Liam Rosenior) We need to do something different. This isn't working. LIAM: Have you considered hiring a sports scientist? WAYNE: (skeptical) A sports scientist? What can they do that we can't? LIAM: They might have some new techniques or technology that could give us an edge. Wayne thinks it over and decides to give it a try. He contacts a renowned sports scientist named Dr. Carrot and invites her to work with the team. ACT II Dr. Carrot arrives at the club and presents her new performance-enhancing formula to Wayne and the team. The formula is made from carrots and other vegetables, and Dr. Carrot assures them that it's completely natural and safe. WAYNE: (skeptical) Are you sure this is legal? DR. CARROT: Absolutely. It's been approved by all the relevant authorities. Wayne decides to give the formula a try, and the team starts using it. At first, the results are amazing. They're faster, stronger, and more focused than ever before. They start winning game after game, and the fans are ecstatic. But soon, Wayne starts noticing some strange side effects. Some of the players are becoming irritable and aggressive, and they're having trouble sleeping. Wayne contacts Dr. Carrot and expresses his concerns. DR. CARROT: Don't worry, Wayne. These are just temporary side effects. The formula is still doing its job. Wayne is still worried but decides to trust Dr. Carrot. ACT III As the team continues to use the formula, the side effects become worse. Some of the players start experiencing hallucinations, and they're having trouble distinguishing reality from fantasy. Wayne starts to suspect that there's something seriously wrong with the formula. He contacts Dr. Carrot again, but she brushes off his concerns. WAYNE: (angry) What the hell is going on, Dr. Carrot? My players are losing their minds! DR. CARROT: (calmly) I understand your concerns, Wayne. But the formula is still doing its job. It's just a matter of time before the side effects wear off. Wayne is furious and decides to stop using the formula. He informs the team and tells them to stop taking it. But it's too late. The damage has been done. Some of the players are still experiencing the side effects, and they're becoming increasingly erratic and dangerous. ACT IV The team's performance starts to decline, and they start losing games again. The Rams fans turn against them, and Wayne's job is on the line. One afternoon, Wayne takes the team to Alton Towers as a distraction from their troubles. They go on various rides, including a log flume ride. WAYNE: (to the team) This ride is a metaphor for our season. We've had our ups and downs, but we're still here, still fighting. The team boards the log flume ride, but something goes wrong. The ride malfunctions, and the log flume car carrying Wayne, Liam and several players gets stuck at the top of a steep incline. The team starts to panic as they realize they're stuck on the log flume ride. Wayne tries to remain calm and assess the situation. WAYNE: (to the team) We need to stay calm. Help is on the way. But as time passes, help doesn't seem to be coming. The players start to become more agitated, and some of them start hallucinating again. PLAYER 1: (frantically) I see carrots everywhere! They're coming to get me! PLAYER 2: (also hallucinating) I'm flying! I'm a superhero! Wayne realizes that the formula is still affecting some of the players and that they're in serious danger. WAYNE: (to the affected players) Listen to me! You need to snap out of it! We're in a dangerous situation here, and we need to work together to get out of it. But the affected players are too far gone to listen. They start to struggle and fight against each other, making the situation even more dangerous. Wayne realizes that he's the only one who can save them. He takes a deep breath and makes a decision. WAYNE: (to the unaffected players) You need to help me restrain them. We need to get them under control. The unaffected players nod and start to help Wayne restrain the affected players. It's a difficult and dangerous task, but they manage to do it. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, help arrives. The team is rescued from the log flume ride and taken to the hospital for treatment. ACT V After the ordeal on the log flume ride, Wayne realizes that he made a terrible mistake by trusting Dr. Carrot and using the performance-enhancing formula. He decides to come clean to the club and the public. WAYNE: (to the club executives) I made a mistake. I trusted someone I shouldn't have, and it cost us dearly. I take full responsibility for what happened. The club executives are initially angry, but they eventually forgive Wayne and decide to give him another chance. Wayne apologizes to the team and the fans, and he starts to rebuild their trust and confidence. He also starts to work on finding a new, legal way to improve the team's performance. In the end, the team starts to win again, but this time, it's without the help of performance-enhancing formulas or shortcuts. They win with hard work, dedication, and teamwork. As the movie ends, we see Wayne standing on the sidelines, watching his team play. He smiles to himself, knowing that he's learned a valuable lesson about leadership and responsibility. WAYNE: (to Liam) Sometimes, the hard way is the only way. But it's also the right way. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 WTF did I just read? Hans Datdo-Dishes, Rev and MarsdenRam 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, MarsdenRam said: Title: Dr Carrot Written by: Wayne Rooney Logline: In 2020, Wayne Rooney, the manager of Derby County Football Club, discovers a new performance-enhancing formula made from carrots and other vegetables, but he soon realizes that it comes with some dangerous side effects. As Wayne struggles to save his team, he must confront the consequences of his choices and face the ultimate test of his leadership on a log flume ride. ACT I We open on Wayne Rooney, the manager of Derby County Football Club, watching his team play from the sidelines at Moor Farm. They're struggling to keep up with their opponents, and Wayne is frustrated. WAYNE: (to his assistant, Liam Rosenior) We need to do something different. This isn't working. LIAM: Have you considered hiring a sports scientist? WAYNE: (skeptical) A sports scientist? What can they do that we can't? LIAM: They might have some new techniques or technology that could give us an edge. Wayne thinks it over and decides to give it a try. He contacts a renowned sports scientist named Dr. Carrot and invites her to work with the team. ACT II Dr. Carrot arrives at the club and presents her new performance-enhancing formula to Wayne and the team. The formula is made from carrots and other vegetables, and Dr. Carrot assures them that it's completely natural and safe. WAYNE: (skeptical) Are you sure this is legal? DR. CARROT: Absolutely. It's been approved by all the relevant authorities. Wayne decides to give the formula a try, and the team starts using it. At first, the results are amazing. They're faster, stronger, and more focused than ever before. They start winning game after game, and the fans are ecstatic. But soon, Wayne starts noticing some strange side effects. Some of the players are becoming irritable and aggressive, and they're having trouble sleeping. Wayne contacts Dr. Carrot and expresses his concerns. DR. CARROT: Don't worry, Wayne. These are just temporary side effects. The formula is still doing its job. Wayne is still worried but decides to trust Dr. Carrot. ACT III As the team continues to use the formula, the side effects become worse. Some of the players start experiencing hallucinations, and they're having trouble distinguishing reality from fantasy. Wayne starts to suspect that there's something seriously wrong with the formula. He contacts Dr. Carrot again, but she brushes off his concerns. WAYNE: (angry) What the hell is going on, Dr. Carrot? My players are losing their minds! DR. CARROT: (calmly) I understand your concerns, Wayne. But the formula is still doing its job. It's just a matter of time before the side effects wear off. Wayne is furious and decides to stop using the formula. He informs the team and tells them to stop taking it. But it's too late. The damage has been done. Some of the players are still experiencing the side effects, and they're becoming increasingly erratic and dangerous. ACT IV The team's performance starts to decline, and they start losing games again. The Rams fans turn against them, and Wayne's job is on the line. One afternoon, Wayne takes the team to Alton Towers as a distraction from their troubles. They go on various rides, including a log flume ride. WAYNE: (to the team) This ride is a metaphor for our season. We've had our ups and downs, but we're still here, still fighting. The team boards the log flume ride, but something goes wrong. The ride malfunctions, and the log flume car carrying Wayne, Liam and several players gets stuck at the top of a steep incline. The team starts to panic as they realize they're stuck on the log flume ride. Wayne tries to remain calm and assess the situation. WAYNE: (to the team) We need to stay calm. Help is on the way. But as time passes, help doesn't seem to be coming. The players start to become more agitated, and some of them start hallucinating again. PLAYER 1: (frantically) I see carrots everywhere! They're coming to get me! PLAYER 2: (also hallucinating) I'm flying! I'm a superhero! Wayne realizes that the formula is still affecting some of the players and that they're in serious danger. WAYNE: (to the affected players) Listen to me! You need to snap out of it! We're in a dangerous situation here, and we need to work together to get out of it. But the affected players are too far gone to listen. They start to struggle and fight against each other, making the situation even more dangerous. Wayne realizes that he's the only one who can save them. He takes a deep breath and makes a decision. WAYNE: (to the unaffected players) You need to help me restrain them. We need to get them under control. The unaffected players nod and start to help Wayne restrain the affected players. It's a difficult and dangerous task, but they manage to do it. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, help arrives. The team is rescued from the log flume ride and taken to the hospital for treatment. ACT V After the ordeal on the log flume ride, Wayne realizes that he made a terrible mistake by trusting Dr. Carrot and using the performance-enhancing formula. He decides to come clean to the club and the public. WAYNE: (to the club executives) I made a mistake. I trusted someone I shouldn't have, and it cost us dearly. I take full responsibility for what happened. The club executives are initially angry, but they eventually forgive Wayne and decide to give him another chance. Wayne apologizes to the team and the fans, and he starts to rebuild their trust and confidence. He also starts to work on finding a new, legal way to improve the team's performance. In the end, the team starts to win again, but this time, it's without the help of performance-enhancing formulas or shortcuts. They win with hard work, dedication, and teamwork. As the movie ends, we see Wayne standing on the sidelines, watching his team play. He smiles to himself, knowing that he's learned a valuable lesson about leadership and responsibility. WAYNE: (to Liam) Sometimes, the hard way is the only way. But it's also the right way. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MarsdenRam Posted March 15, 2023 Author Share Posted March 15, 2023 Its all over the news, keep up https://twitter.com/search?q="dr carrot" "wayne rooney"&src=typed_query&f=top GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 To think I charged my phone up so I could read this amazing tale.. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RoyMac5 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: WTF did I just read? You read it? ? GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Skin em Ted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 The finest post this forum has ever seen. A fitting way to end things, once the forum move goes tits up, we'll always have The ?. MarsdenRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 I’m rooting it gets past one page me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 10 hours ago, MarsdenRam said: Its all over the news, keep up https://twitter.com/search?q="dr carrot" "wayne rooney"&src=typed_query&f=top Do you have any links to news items on this? Online newspaper? SkyNews? BBC? Anything but twitter? I've just had a quick Google, and it appears it's more the exact opposite of "All over the news"! ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Time to baton down the hatches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin em Ted Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 It's... Rebekah Vardy's account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 I'm actually more amazed I sat and read through that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 It's even better on a second reading. I'd watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Missed a trick with title imho. Should have been called "Waynes Carrot and the stick." Apart from that it still has a peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Missed a trick with title imho. Should have been called "Waynes Carrot and the stick." Apart from that it still has a peel. Get out, don’t come back in until you’ve reflected on your last post. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Boycie said: Get out, don’t come back in until you’ve reflected on your last post. Hans Datdo-Dishes and Boycie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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