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1 hour ago, Anag Ram said:

Wonder if anyone else's transfer forum has been silent for 14 hours? 

Depressing isn't it? 

As soon as it's come home this evening DCFC will release info on the takeover and accounts.

Messi will be flying back to Europe next week with the Copa America trophy. All is seemingly normal until his plane diverts to East Midlands airport where he is then whisked off quickly to Pride Park in time for the Man U friendly to be unveiled in the new DCFC 21/22 kit (White with blue shorts and pink trim to stir up debate on the forum).

People will ask how we signed him with our embargo, which is when Stephen Pearce appears with Rick Parry and pulls his hair until the mask comes off and reveals Steve Gibson who has been impersonating the EFL chairman all this time. "I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids" he mutters as he's led away.

Rooney is free to ring around his mates and see who's available for a kickabout next season. Neymar, Ronaldo and Mbappe all cancel their contracts to join Messi and the most feared attack in the world. Unfortunately, Jagielka and Stearman aren't up to much at the back and ship at least 6 or 7 goals per game. HOWEVER... the newly dubbed "Battering Rams" frontline soon gel and average at least 10 goals per game between them for the rest of the season gaining promotion with at least 12 games spare.

Never a dull moment.

(They all retire at the end of the season and we go on to beat our 11 point record in the prem with a measly 7 points - all draws)

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As soon as it's come home this evening DCFC will release info on the takeover and accounts. Messi will be flying back to Europe next week with the Copa America trophy. All is seemingly normal unt

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5 minutes ago, roboto said:

As soon as it's come home this evening DCFC will release info on the takeover and accounts.

Messi will be flying back to Europe next week with the Copa America trophy. All is seemingly normal until his plane diverts to East Midlands airport where he is then whisked off quickly to Pride Park in time for the Man U friendly to be unveiled in the new DCFC 21/22 kit (White with blue shorts and pink trim to stir up debate on the forum).

People will ask how we signed him with our embargo, which is when Stephen Pearce appears with Rick Parry and pulls his hair until the mask comes off and reveals Steve Gibson who has been impersonating the EFL chairman all this time. "I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids" he mutters as he's led away.

Rooney is free to ring around his mates and see who's available for a kickabout next season. Neymar, Ronaldo and Mbappe all cancel their contracts to join Messi and the most feared attack in the world. Unfortunately, Jagielka and Stearman aren't up to much at the back and ship at least 6 or 7 goals per game. HOWEVER... the newly dubbed "Battering Rams" frontline soon gel and average at least 10 goals per game between them for the rest of the season gaining promotion with at least 12 games spare.

Never a dull moment.

(They all retire at the end of the season and we go on to beat our 11 point record in the prem with a measly 7 points - all draws)

Thanks. It's all much clearer now ?

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4 hours ago, roboto said:

As soon as it's come home this evening DCFC will release info on the takeover and accounts.

Messi will be flying back to Europe next week with the Copa America trophy. All is seemingly normal until his plane diverts to East Midlands airport where he is then whisked off quickly to Pride Park in time for the Man U friendly to be unveiled in the new DCFC 21/22 kit (White with blue shorts and pink trim to stir up debate on the forum).

People will ask how we signed him with our embargo, which is when Stephen Pearce appears with Rick Parry and pulls his hair until the mask comes off and reveals Steve Gibson who has been impersonating the EFL chairman all this time. "I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids" he mutters as he's led away.

Rooney is free to ring around his mates and see who's available for a kickabout next season. Neymar, Ronaldo and Mbappe all cancel their contracts to join Messi and the most feared attack in the world. Unfortunately, Jagielka and Stearman aren't up to much at the back and ship at least 6 or 7 goals per game. HOWEVER... the newly dubbed "Battering Rams" frontline soon gel and average at least 10 goals per game between them for the rest of the season gaining promotion with at least 12 games spare.

Never a dull moment.

(They all retire at the end of the season and we go on to beat our 11 point record in the prem with a measly 7 points - all draws)

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