MickD Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 (edited) Nicholson thinks he's a writer, He really should have stayed quieter, And we'd like to, by heck, Put our hands 'round his neck, And squeeze it tighter and tighter. Edited May 12, 2021 by Boycie Removed first Limerick as had bad google adwords in it. DanS1992, Ken Tram, i-Ram and 2 others 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeedsCityRam Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was a man called Mel Bought his local team cos they were swell He chucked around cash And players repaid him with a car crash Now the club is as dodgy as hell bristolram, Colm, MickD and 10 others 3 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was a man called keogh who went for a drink or three oh he didn't have to walk far but he got in the car and ended up with a ducked up knee oh Colm, jono, Jourdan and 6 others 2 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ck- Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, MrPlinkett said: and ended up with a ducked up knee oh And ended up with m two dot three oh. MrPlinkett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called Rooney who's known to be a bit of a looney he once was good but now hes a dud and his win rate at Derby is puny LeedsCityRam, IslandExile, Dean (hick) Saunders and 7 others 2 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 He wanted a media stunt So started this Derby witch hunt It is clear as can be To all and sundry Steve Gibson's an absolute hypocrite MrPlinkett, MickD, RadioactiveWaste and 12 others 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboto Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was a man who used Bing To search for just about anything But it’s 2021 And he’s the only one That doesn’t know Google’s a thing. Carnero, Rev and i-Ram 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There is a poo team down road. Who’s supporters have webbed fingers and toes. Their pink stadium’s a wreck but they say “what the heck”. Why any one follows them who knows! WE HATE FOREST... WE HATE FOREST.... LeedsCityRam and Ken Tram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There was an ex Ram nicknamed "Keesey", Who once drank so much he felt queasy. He jumped in a Merc, which then went with a jerk, Earning 2 million quid is that easy! RadioactiveWaste, Ken Tram, Steve How Hard? and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called Morris who made us a hell of a promise but his team are now poo because hes not got a clue and hes proved hes a bit of a novice i-Ram, Marriot Ram99, Jourdan and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There was a potato called Wayne, Who caused us nothing but pain, But 32 Red said "you've made your bed" So go online to complain. LeedsCityRam, Ambitious and Jourdan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was a club from Derby, Whose players all loved to party, While the owner broke every convention the manager shows little invention, Will somebody please buy this poor club from Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There was a young man called Wayne, Who's girl liked the taste of champagne, But with a drink he'd get bolder, And the hookers got older, Though the false hips were really a pain. Ken Tram, i-Ram, LeedsCityRam and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 The govnering body is the EFL, With axes to grind against Mel, Cheered on by smoggies, The bitterest Tees, They failed and went back to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 A young woman called Lady Godiva, Once bent down to pick up a fiver. She had long golden hair, a bum that was bare, And a great pair of lungs, like a diver. Ken Tram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 (edited) There was an old man called Shteeve Who dreamed of the champions shleeg He left for United Geordies got him excited And now his hair is severely fatigued Edited May 12, 2021 by MackworthRamIsGod Ambitious and RadioactiveWaste 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 (edited) Oh what a lovely day, We've had snow, and lots of rain in May, Even when we thought we were safe, The EFL came back out to play, But initially a court of law, said we'd done everything OK, So the EFL should have apologised to us, and simply just gone away, But the idiots, that some how run our beautiful game, decided again, to try and ruin the club that we pay, Premier League Teams break all the rules (Man Utd, Chelsea etc) and a point deduction, never, will land for them on any day, So here come the EFL again, this time they will get their way, to ruin another club, instead of protecting it, but hey? Sky Sports ex Wednesday player gets to comentate as his side fail to stay, whilst Cardiff City help where we lay, Our fans turn up to the ground to sing in support, whilst others opt to type on their computers that they should stay away, Players celebrate with our fans with a beer and a cheer to get over such relief in the rain, whilst a Ram or too enjoy such from Spain, Our flag man asks MM and SP to tell us that our club is not going down the drain, A club statement is made, but for some, that is not enough, as the fear of admin, liquidation, another failed takeover maybe at bay, We all love this club, breathe this club, love, life and unity, white and black flares, banners, flags, noise and real passion from our fans is a good strong thing on every day, So we will stay loud and proud and beat the incredible lousy football money making ignorant bigots, the Daily Mail, the EFL and all the rest that choose to attack The Derby Way, And this could go on forever, more than 48 hours, but I think I've had my say, We've got to wait a few months to start again, as it's only May Time for another and another little dram, pour me another, Exit Inverurie Ram............ anyone for a chop suey? Edited May 12, 2021 by Inverurie Ram RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Love John Cooper Clarke. Always like his one about steve gibson: minesahartington, Rev and GB SPORTS 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 I once saw my mate on a week day, Who said that he'd seen the white Pele. When I asked "Was it Wayne"? He did laugh, my mate Duane, Then he went back to Yorkshire, to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called keogh who drank far too much vino he cried on the telly because he a Nelly and ended up with the heave oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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