Limerick Day

[i-Ram]

@DarkFruitsRam7is a top away spectator, 

Renowned forum poster and cultured orator,

but it is sad to say,

that at the end of the day, 

He is known as the Leppings Lane Masterbater.

 

 

[MickD]

1 hour ago, hintonsboots said:

Was this written by Ernie Wise ??

There's no answer to that

[MickD]

1 hour ago, Curtains said:

There is a team called Derby 

They have a Barmy Army .

They follow here they follow there .

Its nearly to much to bare .

Come on you Rams 

We are not going to lie down like little Lambs .

We will be back no doubt about it.

So until that day let’s all fight it. 

Not a poet, and doesn't know it.  ?

[Boycie]

3 minutes ago, MickD said:

Not a poet, and doesn't know it.  ?

Maybe he wrote it in an Irish accent?

[MickD]

1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said:

We were advised to sign Mbappe

Clement had us playing all tippy tappy

Now we're on the brink

Just waiting to sink

No wonder we're all so unhappy. 

Your Kylian me.  ?

[sage]

There was a young man called Tom

Who drove his captain back hom

But after those beers

It ended in tears

And the sacking cost us a bomb

 

[i-Ram]

1 minute ago, sage said:

There was a young man called Tom

Who drove his captain back hom

But after those beers

It ended in tears

And the sacking cost us a bomb

You are not the first to drop an E to make things seem better.

[Curtains]

5 minutes ago, MickD said:

Your Kylian me.  ?

A guy called MickD 

He needed a pee 

But wasn’t a piss artist 

Just a big fartist 

[i-Ram]

1 minute ago, Curtains said:

A guy called MickD 

He needed a pee 

But wasn’t a piss artist 

Just a big fartist 

Nobody put the lights out yet Curtains?

[Curtains]

7 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Maybe he wrote it in an Irish accent?

There was a guy called Boycie 

He didn’t have a Rolls Roycie 

He never wanted to rejoice .

Just take the piss

[MickD]

7 minutes ago, Curtains said:

A guy called MickD 

He needed a pee 

But wasn’t a piss artist 

Just a big fartist 

And I fart in you general direction

[MickD]

Just now, MickD said:

And I fart in you general direction

YOUR

[Curtains]

Just now, MickD said:

And I fart in you general direction

If wit was s@@t you would be constipated 

If it wasn’t you would be saturated 

[MickD]

At rhyming he is more than willing,

His efforts are not very thrilling,

So for Curtains it's true,

we're not listening to you,

You're a few pennies short of a shilling.

?

[Curtains]

1 minute ago, MickD said:

At rhyming he is more than willing,

His efforts are not very thrilling,

So for Curtains it's true,

we're not listening to you,

You're a few pennies short of a shilling.

?

You are so hype 

Whats your gripe 

 

[Curtains]

I happen to like Steve Nicholson 

[hintonsboots]

We once were the best team in England 

With Players like Hector and Hinton

But our standards have dropped 

With the squad getting cropped

The next thing will be signing Dale Winton.

[Brammie Steve]

A manager called Brian Clough

Was known in the game as a tough

He shot from the hip

Destroyed with his lip

But you just took the smooth with the rough!

 

He worked with the great Peter Taylor

Alone you might think him a failure

But the two of them stand

On a plinth tall and grand

At Pride Park, known as 'Cloughie and Taylor!'

 

 

[BaaLocks]

Though he claims to lead from the front

And for goals he's alway in the hunt

Though many may praise his playing style

And while he hasn't been here for a while

You never forget Patrick Bamford's a bamford

[Rev]

We had a rich owner called Mel, 

Who crawled out from under his shell,

Now the clubs going bust, 

The whole league is unjust, 

All that's left is a terrible smell.