Steve How Hard? Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was a club for sale Whose suitors all seemed to come from jail Will this saga ever end? Goodness knows my dear friend It's the EFL we need to curtail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: Love John Cooper Clarke. Always like his one about steve gibson: Popped a playlist on at work a few days back, and this was on it, laughed my head off at this booming round the factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, roboto said: There once was a man who used Bing To search for just about anything But it’s 2021 And he’s the only one That doesn’t know Google’s a thing. I quoted Bing it is true, Today's wallpaper gave me the clue. But that's all that I use, It's Google I choose, When the news I want to look through. ☺️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 we once signed a man called savage I thought it was a bit lavish but he didn't care because hes got long blonde hair and hes got a nose which is massive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967RAMS Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There once was an old man called Mel. On hard times he’s seemingly fell. Now play by the book. Or off you should fook. You’re leaving a lingering smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There was a Welshman named Tom, With skills and pace and aplomb, He'd dance through defence, With grace and with sense, Lose the ball and fall on his bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called rush who's signings were all a bit lush it was said he took a cut but there is a massive but we don't know because its all hushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called tom ince who could score even off of his shins he could run many miles but couldn't crack a smile because he doesn't know there is no I in teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, MrPlinkett said: we once signed a man called savage I thought it was a bit lavish but he didn't care because hes got long blonde hair and hes got a nose which is massive This guy we all know as Rob, Might seem a bit of a knob, But he played the game hard, Never got a red card, As a pundit he does a good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Once there were poems on the forum though some said it did nowt but bore "em there was also odd pics of ladies bare bits till the swines at google saw 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Mel and Stephen run the ship For a while it was an interesting trip Now they've lost the plot The club it seems shot Someone needs to urgently get a grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 there once was a man called B4 supports the rams it's a bit of a seesaw hes no fancy dan but hes a top man hes more of a ram even than igor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 While it causes me great fatigue This club I love twice won the league I still hope one day In the top flight they'll play But the last ten years have just been an unending chain of car crashes (quite literally) and events that you really couldn't make up. I mean who hires an agent to be CEO and then doesn't ask questions when he overpays for players that come from the very agency he used to work for. What idiot pays Tom Ince's Mum three quarters of a million to come up with a report that says we should sign Mbappe. And who on Earth thought buying Butterfield and Johnson for £10m on transfer deadline day was a good idea? I mean it's just been from one disaster to the next for decades now, Billy doing his rant on the pitch at Wembley, signing some star from Argentina only to find out he hasn't got a passport then another from Spain only to find out he hasn't got any insoles. We're just a bunch of clowns really, and now we've got some spoilt brat kid posting vides of apartments that he's passing off as his home even though they aren't even in the same continent as where he lives and we've let ourselves get led a complete charade by some bloke from Abu Dhabi who think coz his uncle is rich that means he can just put a football club on his credit card. I remember the days when I thought it really couldn't get any worse than Tommy Doc, then along came Maxwell, then the 3WM and every time I thought to myself that good times were around the corner but they're not - the gypsies who we kicked off the Leys grounds dug that curse in hard and it's the gift that just keeps on giving. Really, that's just about all I can say. OK, maybe the last line needs a bit of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 A footie director called Sam Needed ammo to sign a top man for a scouting report No cut was too short compiled by Tom Ince's mam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 We were advised to sign Mbappe Clement had us playing all tippy tappy Now we're on the brink Just waiting to sink No wonder we're all so unhappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 There is a team called Derby They have a Barmy Army . They follow here they follow there . Its nearly to much to bare . Come on you Rams We are not going to lie down like little Lambs . We will be back no doubt about it. So until that day let’s all fight it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Curtains said: There is a team called Derby They have a Barmy Army . They follow here they follow there . Its nearly to much to bare . Come on you Rams We are not going to lie down like little Lambs . We will be back no doubt about it. So until that day let’s all fight it. Erm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Curtains said: There is a team called Derby They have a Barmy Army . They follow here they follow there . Its nearly to much to bare . Come on you Rams We are not going to lie down like little Lambs . We will be back no doubt about it. So until that day let’s all fight it. Was this written by Ernie Wise ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, hintonsboots said: Was this written by Ernie Wise ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 To those who despair at our plight Keep faith with the old black and white We’ve been here before The rams will still roar We’re Derby, we don’t give a shhiite FFP we may struggle to meet We appear to be out on our feet But yous who cry foul Will be the first to howl As you walk down Shaftesbury Street So Boro or Leeds or gump Your opinion is not worth a dump And Jamie Thras Can kiss my ass If my poem gives you the hump (no offence Jamie, your poem is great xx) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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