Limerick Day

[Steve How Hard?]

There once was a club for sale

Whose suitors all seemed to come from jail

Will this saga ever end?

Goodness knows my dear friend

It's the EFL we need to curtail.

[Rev]

3 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

Love John Cooper Clarke.

Always like his one about steve gibson:

 

Popped a playlist on at work a few days back, and this was on it, laughed my head off at this booming round the factory.

[MickD]

29 minutes ago, roboto said:

There once was a man who used Bing

To search for just about anything

But it’s 2021

And he’s the only one

That doesn’t know Google’s a thing.

I quoted Bing it is true,

Today's wallpaper gave me the clue.

But that's all that I use,

It's Google I choose,

When the news I want to look through.

☺️

[MrPlinkett]

we once signed a man called savage

I thought it was a bit lavish

but he didn't care 

because hes got long blonde hair  

and hes got a nose which is massive 

Edited May 12, 2021 by MrPlinkett

[1967RAMS]

There once was an old man called Mel.

On hard times he’s seemingly fell.

Now play by the book.

Or off you should fook.

You’re leaving a lingering smell.

 

[RadioactiveWaste]

There was a Welshman named Tom,

With skills and pace and aplomb,

He'd dance through defence,

With grace and with sense,

Lose the ball and fall on his bum.

 

[MrPlinkett]

there once was a man called rush

who's signings were all a bit lush

it was said he took a cut

but there is a massive but

we don't know because its all hushed 

[MrPlinkett]

there once was a man called tom ince

who could score even off of his shins

he could run many miles

but couldn't crack a smile

because he doesn't know there is no I in teams

[MickD]

10 minutes ago, MrPlinkett said:

we once signed a man called savage

I thought it was a bit lavish

but he didn't care 

because hes got long blonde hair  

and hes got a nose which is massive 

This guy we all know as Rob,

Might seem a bit of a knob,

But he played the game hard,

Never got a red card,

As a pundit he does a good job.

 

[uttoxram75]

Once there were poems on the forum

though some said it did nowt but bore "em

there was also odd pics

of ladies bare bits

till the swines at google saw 'em

[Steve How Hard?]

Mel and Stephen run the ship

For a while it was an interesting trip

Now they've lost the plot

The club it seems shot

Someone needs to urgently get a grip. 

[MrPlinkett]

there once was a man called B4

supports the rams it's a bit of a seesaw

hes no fancy dan

but hes a top man

hes more of a ram even than igor

[BaaLocks]

While it causes me great fatigue

This club I love twice won the league

I still hope one day

In the top flight they'll play

But the last ten years have just been an unending chain of car crashes (quite literally) and events that you really couldn't make up. I mean who hires an agent to be CEO and then doesn't ask questions when he overpays for players that come from the very agency he used to work for. What idiot pays Tom Ince's Mum three quarters of a million to come up with a report that says we should sign Mbappe. And who on Earth thought buying Butterfield and Johnson for £10m on transfer deadline day was a good idea? I mean it's just been from one disaster to the next for decades now, Billy doing his rant on the pitch at Wembley, signing some star from Argentina only to find out he hasn't got a passport then another from Spain only to find out he hasn't got any insoles. We're just a bunch of clowns really, and now we've got some spoilt brat kid posting vides of apartments that he's passing off as his home even though they aren't even in the same continent as where he lives and we've let ourselves get led a complete charade by some bloke from Abu Dhabi who think coz his uncle is rich that means he can just put a football club on his credit card. I remember the days when I thought it really couldn't get any worse than Tommy Doc, then along came Maxwell, then the 3WM and every time I thought to myself that good times were around the corner but they're not - the gypsies who we kicked off the Leys grounds dug that curse in hard and it's the gift that just keeps on giving. Really, that's just about all I can say.

 

OK, maybe the last line needs a bit of work.

[RadioactiveWaste]

A footie director called Sam

Needed ammo to sign a top man

for a scouting report

No cut was too short

compiled by Tom Ince's mam.

[Steve How Hard?]

We were advised to sign Mbappe

Clement had us playing all tippy tappy

Now we're on the brink

Just waiting to sink

No wonder we're all so unhappy. 

[Curtains]

There is a team called Derby 

They have a Barmy Army .

They follow here they follow there .

Its nearly to much to bare .

Come on you Rams 

We are not going to lie down like little Lambs .

We will be back no doubt about it.

So until that day let’s all fight it. 

[Boycie]

1 minute ago, Curtains said:

There is a team called Derby 

They have a Barmy Army .

They follow here they follow there .

Its nearly to much to bare .

Come on you Rams 

We are not going to lie down like little Lambs .

We will be back no doubt about it.

So until that day let’s all fight it. 

Erm 

[hintonsboots]

3 minutes ago, Curtains said:

There is a team called Derby 

They have a Barmy Army .

They follow here they follow there .

Its nearly to much to bare .

Come on you Rams 

We are not going to lie down like little Lambs .

We will be back no doubt about it.

So until that day let’s all fight it. 

Was this written by Ernie Wise ??

[Curtains]

5 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Was this written by Ernie Wise ??

 

[uttoxram75]

To those who despair at our plight

Keep faith with the old black and white

We’ve been here before

The rams will still roar

We’re Derby, we don’t give a shhiite

 

FFP we may struggle to meet

We appear to be out on our feet

But yous who cry foul

Will be the first to howl

As you walk down Shaftesbury Street

 

So Boro or Leeds or gump

Your opinion is not worth a dump

And Jamie Thras

Can kiss my ass

If my poem gives you the hump

 

 

(no offence Jamie, your poem is great xx)