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Carl Sagan

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Wondered if it was a good idea to have an easy-to-access list of injuries for people to check if players aren't involved in the match action. Currently we have

Long term

  • Craig Forsyth - anterior cruciate (ACL) knee ligaments
  • Marcus Olsson - ACL knee ligaments
  • Curtis Davies - achilles tendon

Short term

  • Florian Josefzoon - knee
  • Scott Carson - knee
  • Tom Lawrence - hamstring
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1 minute ago, t'oldu said:

Bradley Johnson wont play for us again. He bit an opposition player. Finito……………….. 

The good thing about that would be that during his 6 game ban(think it was 6) we would have docked his wages for that period. So maybe we got him off the wage bill for a month. He’s on a good whack to as he was our record signing at one point. 

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49 minutes ago, Derbyram1983 said:

The good thing about that would be that during his 6 game ban(think it was 6) we would have docked his wages for that period. So maybe we got him off the wage bill for a month. He’s on a good whack to as he was our record signing at one point. 

I thought a fine of two weeks' wages was the maximum that could be imposed? 

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1 hour ago, Carl Sagan said:

Craig Forsyth - anterior cruciate (ACL) knee ligaments

Marcus Olsson - ACL knee ligaments

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

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5 minutes ago, cosmic said:

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

RIP in peace

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22 minutes ago, cosmic said:

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

PAT testing, or MOT test. That really bugs me. 

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33 minutes ago, cosmic said:

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

PIN number.

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49 minutes ago, cosmic said:

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

Don't feel bad. I'm appalled by what I posted. Wasn't it Ripping Yarns where, on realizing such a heinous mistake, you felt obliged to say, "I'll just go outside and shoot myself"?

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2 hours ago, cosmic said:

Hate to be that guy, but the L in ACL stands for ligament. You don’t need to say it twice. 

 

Its like being caught on CCTV Television. 

Or saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA Association.

Or laughing at Forest falling down the EFL League.

*opens the floor to other examples*

Smh my head

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