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The real reason we bought Martyn Waghorn


Bob The Badger

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Frank goes to Mel and this conversation was overheard.

Frank: I want to sell Vydra

Mel: But I like Vydra

Frank: I know, I know but I want to run a system that isn't suited to him

Mel: But he's cute looking...er...or so the ladies tell me

Frank: DO you want to get promotion or have the sexiest squad?

Mel ponders for a moment.

Mel: okay, then you can sell him under one condition.

Frank: What's that?

Mel: That you buy another player who looks exactly like him.

Frank: I have a cunning plan.

 

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32 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said:

Frank goes to Mel and this conversation was overheard.

Frank: I want to sell Vydra

Mel: But I like Vydra

Frank: I know, I know but I want to run a system that isn't suited to him

Mel: But he's cute looking...er...or so the ladies tell me

Frank: DO you want to get promotion or have the sexiest squad?

Mel ponders for a moment.

Mel: okay, then you can sell him under one condition.

Frank: What's that?

Mel: That you buy another player who looks exactly like him.

Frank: I have a cunning plan.

 

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I thought it went something like this:

Frank: My wag has got the horn, can you help Mel? 

Mel: Sure I'll go and get him for you. 

Frank: No Mel, you misunderstood do you think a vibro would help?

Mel: Sure I'll sell him no problem.

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49 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Can you explain why you lot sang “champions of England, you’ll never sing that!” To us at Pride Park?

When?

39 minutes ago, ram1964 said:

 

Probably as soon as he left your lot?

Not looking at his record he didn’t , always liked him so hope he has become a quality player

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25 minutes ago, Jimmy Skitz said:

When?

Not looking at his record he didn’t , always liked him so hope he has become a quality player

Maybe it didn’t come across on the tele, 

It was in the cup game recently.

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