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30 minutes ago, Premier ram said:

Claud Nightmare Davis

Please give him is full name - 

Claude Jesus H Christ what the f'in hell are you doing how the f*^% did you become a professional footballer my dead nan could have cleared that what the f*^% are you doing get off the f'in pitch you overpriced good for nothing pile of steaming horse sh#€ Davis

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I think the most dubious in our present squad are:

Thomas Morris Lawrence - sounds like an 80s 1st division back 3.

George Louis Elliott Thorne - sounds like the members of an X Factor boy band or a 17th century monarch

Andre Alexander Shaquille Wisdom - the wisdom and teachings of Andre Alexander Shaquille. Will be Big Shaq to me from now on.

Russell as previously mentioned who sounds like a breed of highland terrier.

Marcus Jonas Munuhe Olsson and his brother got saddled with Martin Tony Waikwa Olsson.

 

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