Mostyn6 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 51 minutes ago, David said: Hold up, did he take his shoes off at dinner or that bad the smell leaked through the leather? If so that’s beyond bad, never smelt anyone feet whilst in shoes mate, he was just a tramp. He has his workshoes on. But he had rotten feet, dirty socks, and was not hygienic anyway. It was rotten, absolutely bought the bile to the tonsil when you got a whiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 DM me your firm's name, I'll make out I'm an interested customer, and book an appointment to meet him, then after his boring patter, i'll tell him no "If you can't be relied on to keep yourself from stinking like Gemma Collins' ass crack, you can't be relied upon to deliver what I want!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Always best to blame something else that let's him off too much embarrassment. "Crikey Boss, have you trodden in something?" Plan B, pay one of the girls to flirt with him, he will soon be showering and slapping on the sweet smelling stuff. Plan C, Put a general notice on personal hygiene on the company notice board but get him to sign it. Plan D. Change jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mostyn6 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 call in pest control to investigate the rotten smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Buy the biggest bar of soap you can find, show up early on Thursday and leave the bar on his chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 When I was in the army back in the day we had this guy who was quite large. He smelled horrific and he knew it himself too. He did everything possible to make things better. He used all kinds of cosmetics and showered four times a day when possible. Nothing helped. When he had a leave the guys in baracks including me went to sleep early so we wouldn't be awake when he came back so we wouldn't have to live with the smell. Still sometimes you would wake up to the smell. What made things worse is he was the nicest guy and really was tormented himself for creating this problem. Sometimes you just have to get used to circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Leave a note on a notice board he looks at saying something along the lines of Dear Stinky, Do something about your personal hygiene because man, you honk. Badly. A friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 I used to work with a bloke that wore the same (formerly white, but by now dingy grey) shirt all week - we reckoned he only had a shower once a week as well (due to the state of his greasy hair and the strength of the BO by the end of the week....). He was nicknamed 'wiffy' by everyone (which was pretty gentle really). Once he was wandering back into the office and overhead someone asking if wiffy was around, he bought himself some new shirts and the overpowering smell of BO disappeared almost overnight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Have you checked his folds? Sometimes larger people get sandwiches stuck in their folds, which can go off quickly, particularly ham ones. Ask him if he flosses his folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 24, 2017 Author Share Posted November 24, 2017 23 hours ago, i-Ram said: I am sure l have seen something in Boots that should help. Huge Boss Deodorant. You might get it gift wrapped for free this time of year. Always can rely on you pal Just wish I had the b******* to send it to his office printer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssendonRam Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Message me the company name and the best way of contacting him alone.....as I'm from Australia, he'll never guess the source of the intel.... I'm still hoping to get over there soon, I might pretend that I'm looking for a job when I do...and casually remark that I've heard the former boss there used to suffer from fat man's BO and express my delight that he's gone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I have a similar problem - new guy at the match has taken a season ticket in the empty seat next to me but he has the most horrendous BO. What do you do? It's making me want to move seats, but I don't see why I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, StivePesley said: I have a similar problem - new guy at the match has taken a season ticket in the empty seat next to me but he has the most horrendous BO. What do you do? It's making me want to move seats, but I don't see why I should. Put a can of Lynx Africa in a little box wrapped in Xmas paper and leave it on his seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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