King Kevin Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Gritters said: I saw a strange one. "At cow and calf time there was this lemon squeezer Brussel sprouting about a bathroom towel that got one of our players sent off. I said the refs a rum and coke". Whatever that's all about. Shouting about a foul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wignall12 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Lemon sqeezer -geezer , brussel sprouting -spouting, bathroom towel -foul ....................can't adam n eve you dont get it sherlock ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobyWanKenobi Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gritters said: I saw a strange one. "At cow and calf time there was this lemon squeezer Brussel sprouting about a bathroom towel that got one of our players sent off. I said the refs a rum and coke". Whatever that's all about. At half time there was this geezer spouting about a foul that got one of our players sent off. I said the ref's a joke. Come on lads, were not that insular in Derbyshire that we can't work out a bit of rhyming slang are we? We have to scratch our heads over B4s posts every day! A bit of southern should be simple at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, TobyWanKenobi said: At half time there was this geezer spouting about a foul that got one of our players sent off. I said the ref's a joke. Come on lads, were not that insular in Derbyshire that we can't work out a bit of rhyming slang are we? We have to scratch our heads over B4s posts every day! A bit of southern should be simple at this point. Just add lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 49 minutes ago, Wignall12 said: Lemon sqeezer -geezer , brussel sprouting -spouting, bathroom towel -foul ....................can't adam n eve you dont get it sherlock ! Erm.... well I did make it up. The Brussel Sprouting should be shouting though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 We need Derbyshire rhymeless slang to confuse the foreigners, Summat like: Plates of meat = Sunday dinner Apples and pears = Bowl of fruit Frog and toad = Aquatic wildlife That sort of thing should throw 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 32 minutes ago, eddie said: Just add lemonade. Little comfort in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robglosta Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Millenniumram said: “Huddlestone did nothing other than an exquisite finish from 3 yards” If you ever wanted to see the delusions of a football fan who’s just lost, this is it! To be fair he did do nothing [wrong all game]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Millenniumram said: The standing terrace away end is brilliant- I was there for the 3-1 comeback under Wassall and that has to go down as one of the best away days I’ve been to. I was there for that. Really friendly ladies as stewards and a nice retro "hole in the wall " for pies and bovril. That low ceiling above the away terrace meant that we could generate some good noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, Grimbeard said: We need Derbyshire rhymeless slang to confuse the foreigners, Summat like: Plates of meat = Sunday dinner Apples and pears = Bowl of fruit Frog and toad = Aquatic wildlife That sort of thing should throw 'em. Boat race = quite dull upper class annual sporting event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Gritters said: I saw a strange one. "At cow and calf time there was this lemon squeezer Brussel sprouting about a bathroom towel that got one of our players sent off. I said the refs a rum and coke". Whatever that's all about. Using my considerable translating skills: At half time there was this geezer spouting about a foul that got one of our players sent off. I said the refs a joke. Or the bloke could just be a complete twonk speaking jibberish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 27 minutes ago, HantsRam said: Boat race = quite dull upper class annual sporting event Loaf of bread = Thing you make sandwiches from Ruby Murray = Collection of old gramophone records Baker's Dozen = Thirteen Pat and Mick = Two thirds of the tree fellers. I'm bored now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, eddie said: Loaf of bread = Thing you make sandwiches from Ruby Murray = Collection of old gramophone records Baker's Dozen = Thirteen Pat and Mick = Two thirds of the tree fellers. I'm bored now. Ah! I'm bored now = An additional trappist beer placed in front of me in a glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckram Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Not sure if it’s been posted yet...but if you need a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 What a little gobshite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab a dab doo Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 He's going to grow up and be one of those people who get right up your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rab a dab doo said: He's going to grow up and be one of those people who get right up your nose. He gets up my nose already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistaram Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Paul71 said: Dont think they will appeal, and even the player has apologised for it on twitter saying he will learn from it, so even he must think it was a red. Thanks for that Its unusual for our players to react like they did so I thought it must be bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Phoenix said: What a little gobshite. Is today one of those days where being deaf is an advantage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Mckram said: Not sure if it’s been posted yet...but if you need a laugh! Posted on page 52 of the thread, keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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