Seth's left foot Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Worse record than Conor Salmmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purpleram Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Penelope Pendrex said: No goals in 60 games. Positively prolific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Penelope Pendrex said: No goals in 60 games. Sounds like Will Hughes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thierry Ennui Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 To be fair a lot of those games he probably played a full back. But we're not signing a goalscorer here. His best return is 5 goals in a season at this level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 9 minutes ago, Seth's left foot said: Worse record than Conor Salmmon 7 goals and 22 assists in 95 games in the Championship. Not too shabby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev_Charles_Clinkard Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Blessings my children. And behold! It came to pass that unto you cometh Ikechi Anya. A player with whom we Watford fans have spent four seasons. The lord has blessed Ikechi richly with the speed of a gazelle and the afro of a lion. He hath sorely deceived us many times by galloping down the right wing with the ball at his feet as though the very devil himself were behind him. He maketh us Hornets rise to our feet and raise our voices in excited cheers! But lo! Those voices of praise were silenced when the eventual cross was inevitably either ballooned out of play for a throw in to the opposition on the other side of the pitch or tamely prodded to the feet of the first defender. With this he hath caused us to become sorely vexed. He has caused great wailing, beating of breasts and gnashing of teeth, until eventually we hath cast him out. He's a lovely lad and always gives his all. There's no chance of him hiding or not wanting the ball. He's got some decent tricks and step overs etc. He's just not quite good enough for the Prem. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelTheRam Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Sounds like razza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rev_Charles_Clinkard said: Blessings my children. And behold! It came to pass that unto you cometh Ikechi Anya. A player with whom we Watford fans have spent four seasons. The lord has blessed Ikechi richly with the speed of a gazelle and the afro of a lion. He hath sorely deceived us many times by galloping down the right wing with the ball at his feet as though the very devil himself were behind him. He maketh us Hornets rise to our feet and raise our voices in excited cheers! But lo! Those voices of praise were silenced when the eventual cross was inevitably either ballooned out of play for a throw in to the opposition on the other side of the pitch or tamely prodded to the feet of the first defender. With this he hath caused us to become sorely vexed. He has caused great wailing, beating of breasts and gnashing of teeth, until eventually we hath cast him out. He's a lovely lad and always gives his all. There's no chance of him hiding or not wanting the ball. He's got some decent tricks and step overs etc. He's just not quite good enough for the Prem. Enjoy. Very much in the Moses mould then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Oh great - another one! We'll make our own mind up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rev_Charles_Clinkard said: Blessings my children. And behold! It came to pass that unto you cometh Ikechi Anya. A player with whom we Watford fans have spent four seasons. The lord has blessed Ikechi richly with the speed of a gazelle and the afro of a lion. He hath sorely deceived us many times by galloping down the right wing with the ball at his feet as though the very devil himself were behind him. He maketh us Hornets rise to our feet and raise our voices in excited cheers! But lo! Those voices of praise were silenced when the eventual cross was inevitably either ballooned out of play for a throw in to the opposition on the other side of the pitch or tamely prodded to the feet of the first defender. With this he hath caused us to become sorely vexed. He has caused great wailing, beating of breasts and gnashing of teeth, until eventually we hath cast him out. He's a lovely lad and always gives his all. There's no chance of him hiding or not wanting the ball. He's got some decent tricks and step overs etc. He's just not quite good enough for the Prem. Enjoy. I'm sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 That's fine, we don't need good enough for the PL yet, we need good enough for promotion. No point discussing who is good enough to make the step up to the next level if we can't actually get there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Rev_Charles_Clinkard said: Blessings my children. And behold! It came to pass that unto you cometh Ikechi Anya. A player with whom we Watford fans have spent four seasons. The lord has blessed Ikechi richly with the speed of a gazelle and the afro of a lion. He hath sorely deceived us many times by galloping down the right wing with the ball at his feet as though the very devil himself were behind him. He maketh us Hornets rise to our feet and raise our voices in excited cheers! But lo! Those voices of praise were silenced when the eventual cross was inevitably either ballooned out of play for a throw in to the opposition on the other side of the pitch or tamely prodded to the feet of the first defender. With this he hath caused us to become sorely vexed. He has caused great wailing, beating of breasts and gnashing of teeth, until eventually we hath cast him out. He's a lovely lad and always gives his all. There's no chance of him hiding or not wanting the ball. He's got some decent tricks and step overs etc. He's just not quite good enough for the Prem. These qualities combined with his Scotland caps will have substantial amounts of Derby fans committing beastly sins of touching themselves whilst others will decry him as unworthy by virtue of not being the equal of christ.....iano ronaldo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, TelTheRam said: Sounds like razza. Sounds more like Friar Tuck to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool As Custard Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 He only scores against the World Champions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsley Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Sooo we are paying 4million for a winger with a worse scoring and assists record than Russell who some on here said was useless and worth less than 2million....... unless of course we are going to use him as a defender which I suppose makes more sense perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Canitbé Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Kernow said: That's fine, we don't need good enough for the PL yet, we need good enough for promotion. No point discussing who is good enough to make the step up to the next level if we can't actually get there first. Spot on, we've been discussing who's ready for the step up for the previous 3 seasons, and it turns out nobody is as they've not actually gotten us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Willow Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 6 minutes ago, Penelope Pendrex said: To be fair a lot of those games he probably played a full back. This guy is a quite versatile player, here are his career stats: FA Premier League 2015/2016 - RB: 1, LB: 8, RM: 6, CM: 1, LM: 1, Subst: 11 FA Cup 2015/2016 - RM: 1, Subst: 4 Euro Qualifying 2016 - RM: 3, LM: 3, Subst: 2 The Championship 2014/2015 - LB: 2, RM: 6, LM: 19, Subst: 8 League Cup 2014/2015 - RM: 1 The Championship 2013/2014 - RM: 10, LM: 12, FW: 7, Subst: 6 FA Cup 2013/2014 - LM: 1, FW: 1 UEFA Qualifying 2014 - LM: 2 The Championship 2012/2013 - RM: 14, LM: 7, Subst: 7 League Cup 2012/2013 - LM: 1 Segunda División 2010/2011 - LM 37 Copa del Rey 2011/2012 - LM: 4 League One 2008/2009 - RM: 1, FW: 5, Subst: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, lioncoeur said: This guy is a quite versatile player, here are his career stats: FA Premier League 2015/2016 - RB: 1, LB: 8, RM: 6, CM: 1, LM: 1, Subst: 11 FA Cup 2015/2016 - RM: 1, Subst: 4 Euro Qualifying 2016 - RM: 3, LM: 3, Subst: 2 The Championship 2014/2015 - LB: 2, RM: 6, LM: 19, Subst: 8 League Cup 2014/2015 - RM: 1 The Championship 2013/2014 - RM: 10, LM: 12, FW: 7, Subst: 6 FA Cup 2013/2014 - LM: 1, FW: 1 UEFA Qualifying 2014 - LM: 2 The Championship 2012/2013 - RM: 14, LM: 7, Subst: 7 League Cup 2012/2013 - LM: 1 Segunda División 2010/2011 - LM 37 Copa del Rey 2011/2012 - LM: 4 League One 2008/2009 - RM: 1, FW: 5, Subst: 8 Good Anya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo jones Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ramsley said: Sooo we are paying 4million for a winger with a worse scoring and assists record than Russell who some on here said was useless and worth less than 2million....... unless of course we are going to use him as a defender which I suppose makes more sense perhaps? Of course there is the stat that he's had to fly from the Scotland team hotel to sign, while the Scottish Johnny Russell has a week off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich3478 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ramsley said: Sooo we are paying 4million for a winger with a worse scoring and assists record than Russell who some on here said was useless and worth less than 2million....... unless of course we are going to use him as a defender which I suppose makes more sense perhaps? Football about far more than stats!! Would be know point playing if everything happened as it would on paper. The guy played wingback quite often, Russell played as a wide forward. If he didn't score and assist a few you'd be asking questions. This guys a good player and proper direct, just what we need. (Amongst other things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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