Brammie Steve Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Darren Wassall pre Huddersfield "It's very important that if you don't lose games you come away with at least a point!" I wish I'd said that. What classics can anyone else spot? Genuine, funny and, unlike Cloughism's, usually unintentional quotes please, thanks! (No offence meant Darren!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeadlySaul Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 "he can go back to wherever he came from..." - Nigel Clough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Owen Bradley after we'd just about managed to cling on to a 1:0 win over Blackburn "you have to say they're getting better and better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. Oh, sorry. Wrong sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 "the Derby way" I'm not sure who first said it but whoever it was needs executing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 We'll win the league. B4 - every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 26 minutes ago, eddie said: The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. Oh, sorry. Wrong sport. The defender's Phelan - the midfielder's *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loweman2 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 6 hours ago, GboroRam said: The defender's Phelan - the midfielder's *****? Minge...... Ralph Minge from Dynamo Dresden stephan Kuntz or Florian Dick could also play a part ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 LVG on Frank Ribery complaining "If he wants to play on his own, he can go play tennis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 "Goal for Germany.... Kuntz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 " Julian Diks is everywhere. It's like they've got 11 Diks on the field".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ian Holloway "I couldn't be more chuffed if I was a badger at the start of the mating season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralRam Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 7 hours ago, Gritters said: We'll win the league. B4 - every week. Not the league. The world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG24 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 'If you don't score goals you don't win football matches' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Sir Bobby Robson had some beauties. "I would have given my right arm to be a pianist." "He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him." "Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle" "If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North East Ram Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Not football but Ron Pickering: 'And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Gordon Strachan: Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?" Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there…" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 8 hours ago, ramit said: Sir Bobby Robson had some beauties. "I would have given my right arm to be a pianist." I think he was mis-quoted. what he actually said was "I would have given my right arm for a bigger penis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 12 hours ago, loweman2 said: Minge...... Ralph Minge from Dynamo Dresden stephan Kuntz or Florian Dick could also play a part ! Julian Di cks. Didn't realise the Profanisaurus had filtered that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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