Pearl Ram Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 And rocking an imaginary baby "http://www.mersenneforum.org/images/smilies/extra/bangheadonwall" alt="bangheadonwall">man do I hate that. I was listening to Kevin Phillips (who I like) on Talksport last night and he was on about hitting the back of the net. Well I'm thinking from a player's point, the actual back of the net is the side facing the fans behind the goal, which players scoring cannot hit, they hit the front of the net, no ? Maybe it's just me, I'll get me coat. "http://forums.mg-rover.org/images/smilies/getmecoat" alt="getmecoat"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 A few things I've seen recently to cut my life short by 5 minutes each. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28951487 http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/former-birmingham-city-striker-nikola-7677674 https://twitter.com/reid6peter/status/504259134599229440 I don't really have much to say on these to be honest. It is what it is. Read them all for yourselves and weep at this pathetic sport we think we enjoy but don't. That Nikola Zigic link to Arsenal is ridiculous! Surely that can't be genuine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 There's so many words that get used in football that you'd never use any other time unless you wish to sound like a knobber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Haha, yeah, a footballer never has an operation, he goes under the knife. And on a different subject, why do people who want to appear as they know what they are talking about refer to Liverpool as Liverpool Football Club, it doesn't happen with any other club, knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 There's so many words that get used in football that you'd never use any other time unless you wish to sound like a knobber. Like when Midfielders are refered to as "Midfield Maestros".....you'd never refer to someone as a "Customer Service Maestro" just because they were good at their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Also, it annoys me when pundits or commentators say "This game needs a goal"......... they get paid for insight like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Sound of vuvuzuela. Pisses me off even when I'm only writing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 England. Need I say more. I've never been more disappointed to see my team winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I think in the first version of this thread I directed some anger at the stupid love heart celebration because it's the sort of ****** that would only impress my daughter for about 30 seconds. Now every muppet is kissing their wrist (any idea?) or pointing fingers at the sky. Pre planned celebrations are w@nk. "Oh what a cool dance" said nobody after an African player scoredHave to disagree on this one. I would do the same celebration every time I scored, and I would consider the love heart as an option. Show the ladies my sensitive side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Being unable to watch a match on the TV without being bombarded with betting adverts at half time. "The print cartridges have arrived". Stats - more specifically their use by people who's entire consumption of football is defined by their ability to tell you the passing completion percentages of every right back in the League. These are the same people that then use stats to give false credence to their opinion that Mo Camara was a better left back than Forsyth. How joyless these people are, who care less for the social and political implications of a local derby and its impact on the communities the teams represent and the fans who watch the game, than they do for how many touches the centre forward had in the oppositions box. Gossip columns. "Banter". Unoriginal, boring, generic chants from 90% of this league. It's not just us though - does anyone have a good support in the Championship? Leeds aren't what they were, Sheffield Wednesday have that bloody band... i'm struggling here. That mobile phone torch waving thing the lobotomised fans of nothing clubs do at night matches. Jason Cundy. Ill-informed, semi-illiterate Twitter commentators being given a platform to air their views by the BBC, ITV and the like. There being no television programme of meaningful substance that expresses an opinion on football that falls outside the usual "The Premier League is great", "Best season ever", "Look at how rich, fashionable and glamourous everyone is" format. Jonathan Pearce - just go back to talking over Sir Killalot roasting a fur covered robot on a flame pit. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Santi Cathorla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Just a thought , wudda a Liverpool fan eat an Everton mint ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Sound of vuvuzuela. Pisses me off even when I'm only writing it. I've got one! my lad brought it back from South Africa 2010....its great fun to give it a blast in the back garden on a quiet summer evening..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/29055370 - Surely the worst page in history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mark Saggers on TalkSport. Sounds like a spoilt brat, talks over people and needs a punch in the kisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Casual football fan on social media: "Guess who (insert big club they claim to have a rivalry with here) have signed today? A Chinese winger called Fu Kin No Wan." Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaajnsjdifbhiagihgapfwehjfjhsif take me to Switzerland to that euthanasia clinic now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Fans that call players legends when it's not deserved, really grinds my gears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz_The_Ram Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Robbie Keane's terrible forward roll thing when he scored. Talk about a poor man's Hugo Sanchez. Jesus Robbie ... give it a rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Completely agree with Joe regarding twitter. If individuals want to waste their time on there, fair enough. What I don't understand is the media's complete and utter obsession with this particular format of social media. The opinions of irrelevant nobodys, piers morgan, and "professional bloggers", who are not qualified to report on the given subject are quoted un-ironically in serious news stories. How is this acceptable? Nobody lifted quotes from Bebo and Myspace when they were the procrastination tool de jure. What exactly lends weight to the vacuous assertions of the twitterati? Darren Gough. Shut up about your best mate KP. Shut up about the ******* MK Dons. Shut up about football. Just shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz_The_Ram Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Footballers making 'selfies'. In fact ... anyone making 'selfies' Absolutely cretinous act. **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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