Bris Vegas Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sean Dyche's first Premier League interview: - "I was delighted with the tactical framework of the side, we showed tremendous courage against a tyrant out there today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sean Dyche's first Premier League interview: - "I was delighted with the tactical framework of the side, we showed tremendous courage against a tyrant out there today." The Ginger Mourinho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Those stupid overly dramatic montage things. The beeb does them now...seemingly for all sports. Lets get some dramatic music, some black and white footage and make it seem like the clash of the century. It is a match of football...in August, yet somehow the whole world of football hinges on this one match. The excessive hype is such ****. Andy "Better" Townsend and Clive "Behind you" Tyldesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The fact that winning title is not the greatest achievement in the lower leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Sean Dyche's first Premier League interview: - "I was delighted with the tactical framework of the side, we showed tremendous courage against a tyrant out there today." It was a very effervescent performance to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Anyone who doesn't question anything they hear from a pundit and repeats it brainlessly 'Ji Sung Park's quality, he's a big game machine!' You've never actually seen him for 90 minutes have you? You're just repeating whatever Alan Hansen says. "Oh, he's quality" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! It's thrown around so often, but no one really knows what they're saying. "Yeah, but THIS YEAR Ronaldo's been better" Yeah, I've pulled off more moonwalks than Michael Jackson has this year, doesn't mean I'm the better dancer. Mark Hughes He's just the dullest man going, thank god he didn't go into punditry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 The Van Gaal hype is doing my head in. Pundits talk like he's a mate now. Oh, Van Gaal? Gaaly? Yeah, yeah he's a great manager. He insists on all his players sleeping on a water mattress at night. Yeah, known him years. Saw him when he was at Ajax and they were like scoring bicycle kicks from the halfway line twice a week. He once killed a horse with one punch. Gaaly will get United playing awesome football like Holland did in the WC. Probably even break into the top 4 this season, he's THAT good. Build a temple ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I hate Van Gaal already. Seems a right pr*ck, and perfectly suited for Manure. Holland were sh*te at the WC Cup as well. Spain literally gifted them goals with awful defending. Scraped past Australia. Good win against Chile. Cheated against Mexico, got very lucky. Drew 0-0 with Costs Rica, got very lucky. Parked the bus against Argentina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 The Van Gaal hype is doing my head in. Pundits talk like he's a mate now. Oh, Van Gaal? Gaaly? Yeah, yeah he's a great manager. He insists on all his players sleeping on a water mattress at night. Yeah, known him years. Saw him when he was at Ajax and they were like scoring bicycle kicks from the halfway line twice a week. He once killed a horse with one punch. Gaaly will get United playing awesome football like Holland did in the WC. Probably even break into the top 4 this season, he's THAT good. Build a temple ffs They conveniently forget mention to forget his second spell at Barca, which was like Roy Hodgson at Liverpool and failing to qualify in 2002 with the dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 The Van Gaal hype is doing my head in. Pundits talk like he's a mate now. Oh, Van Gaal? Gaaly? Yeah, yeah he's a great manager. He insists on all his players sleeping on a water mattress at night. Yeah, known him years. Saw him when he was at Ajax and they were like scoring bicycle kicks from the halfway line twice a week. He once killed a horse with one punch. Gaaly will get United playing awesome football like Holland did in the WC. Probably even break into the top 4 this season, he's THAT good. Build a temple ffs This will make you laugh! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22460395 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 This will make you laugh!http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22460395 Ha! My favourite bit "He ends 11 years of punching above his weight at Everton to join one of the game's superpowers." Then along came Martinez and er, well, improved them. If Van Gaal flops it will be hilarious after all the boasting and arse kissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Van Gaal has named Tyler Blackett, Jesse Lingard and Javier Hernandez in his starting XI. If they win DESPITE those players, the arse kissing will be too much to bear. I can see it now, Blackett and Lingard have horrendous games but a Rooney late goal nicks it. But the media frenzy about "Van Gaal's risk on youth paying off" might actually give me a fatal illness. But if they lose, it's forgotten about. Nobody notices... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Is Blackett the guy that played LB for Brum against us? He was the the second worst player on the pitch that day, only narrowly beaten by the curly haired bomb scare at CB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Is Blackett the guy that played LB for Brum against us? He was the the second worst player on the pitch that day, only narrowly beaten by the curly haired bomb scare at CB. That's the one. They are only playing these players because of an injury crisis. If they win it was a "calculated risk", if they lose then it was injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top 6 finish Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I hate Van Gaal already. Seems a right pr*ck, and perfectly suited for Manure. Holland were sh*te at the WC Cup as well. Spain literally gifted them goals with awful defending. Scraped past Australia. Good win against Chile. Cheated against Mexico, got very lucky. Drew 0-0 with Costs Rica, got very lucky. Parked the bus against Argentina. So you don't watch Sky or MOTD,but its ok to watch BBC (which has MOTD) and ITV? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 So you don't watch Sky or MOTD,but its ok to watch BBC (which has MOTD) and ITV? I don't get it. I only watched two of those games myself (Spain and Argentina), the rest of the information I gathered from people I trust. The reason I don't watch MOTD is because I have no interest in the premier league. I stream games so I suppose you could say I do watch sky, but we don't have it. I avoid the constant bombardment about how great the premier league is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Also, Leeds the early game on Sky again? Last year it was Leeds and QPR taking it in turns to be the early game every bloody week. God knows how much Leeds we're going to be subjected to now there's no QPR.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top 6 finish Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 On the evidence of the game so far,not a lot I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Also, Leeds the early game on Sky again? Last year it was Leeds and QPR taking it in turns to be the early game every bloody week. God knows how much Leeds we're going to be subjected to now there's no QPR.... Didn't catch much of it, but the second half was introduced saying something like 'and now back to the second half where Leeds are still level.' Like it's the Leeds United show. If be dead pissed off if I was a Middlesborough fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted August 16, 2014 Author Share Posted August 16, 2014 BT Sport's coverage of the lunch time game was an ordeal. The pre-build up was "Van Gaal Van Gaal Van Gaal genius Van Gaal tactics Scholes United Rooney armband Old Trafford Van Gaal Van Gaal. And now we cross live to our commentators where Van Gaal's United are apparently playing a game against someone? Cardiff? Wrexham? Something like that...." After Swansea's BRILLIANT, UNSCRIPTED WIN AGAINST VAN GAAL'S GIANTS, the analysis will be about where United went wrong, to get to the bottom of how Van Gaal's dream debut was spoiled by the lowly minnows of Swindon. No wait it was Swansea wasn't it? After 20 minutes of that, we'll get that classic line "but we musn't take anything away from Swansea today." How kind of you, BT Sport. I f*cking hate football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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