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There used to be a thread on here to moan about things to do with football, starting with a classic Alpha rant.

I can't seem to find it, so here's a new one for the new season.

Wilfred Zaha linked with a QPR move.

Oh brilliant. I can't wait.

He will score 4 in 32 appearances or something like that, but when he scores a wonder goal against some horrid team like Leicester, we'll have loads of cockney pundits in suits analysing the goal from 18738277 different camera angles on three different channels, describing it in the present tense, telling us it's "Harry doing his magic again" by "taking a gamble on the young lad - and it's paid off", ignoring all the sh1te performances he puts in before and after said match.

Harry will play him in every match, no matter his form, the hope of doing something which might look good on MoTD.

Then we'll get a BBC Sport article entitled  "is Zaha finally coming of age?", purporting to be an intelligent analytical piece, but basically saying "he scored a good goal, give him an England cap".

Anyone else fancy having a moan about the 'best league in the world' which is kicking off tomorrow? Or does something else bother you about modern football?

We were allowed to be excited last weekend but the REAL football starts this weekend. And the only place you can catch all the moaning, live and exclusive, is on this thread...

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That ridiculous transfer-total-ometer thing they have on Sky Sports News ... with that ridiculous Scottish bloke who stands next to it and has eyes like an owl.

What a prat.

 

Who, Jim White?  He has a special August advent calander counting down to his personal Christmas...

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No not Jim White ... it's a younger chap who I find utterly irritating.

Quite a lot of how Sky Sports covers the football annoys me...they just choke you all day long with monotonous, banal non-information. 

Bring back 'The Match' with Elton Welsbey, or 'Saint & Greavsie. That's what I say

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I went to a mates gaff for tea the other week and he insisted we sit in the front room and watch SSN for an hour, bored me to tears after 10 minutes...

 

I do love Soccer Saturday though.  I'm desperate to try the drinking game as well...

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Soccer Saturday is the stuff of legend ... no problems with that at all ... makes my Saturday.

Sky Sports News went downhill the minute there was no more Georgie Thompson ... what a stunningly beautiful woman she is.

At least Kirsty is back now though...but even she can't make some of the turgid stat heavy ***** in the least bit interesting.

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I quite like the blonde with the pouty lips, forget her name.  As for Thompson, a friend of a friend used to work at Sky and said she was a right go-er at the Xmas parties...

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Met her myself through mates in the same industry, she is great fun ... yep, couldn't possibly be in love with her any more than i already am.

Aah is that the Irish one? Yeah - I'm with you on that.

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I quite like the blonde with the pouty lips, forget her name.  As for Thompson, a friend of a friend used to work at Sky and said she was a right go-er at the Xmas parties...

Was the friend of a friend Andy Gray?

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I quite like the blonde with the pouty lips, forget her name.  As for Thompson, a friend of a friend used to work at Sky and said she was a right go-er at the Xmas parties...

kate abdo or charlotte jackson?

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