Hans Datdo-Dishes

Not sure, she's got a couple of knockers...

Elon Musk is really not the kind of person I'd want running DCFC. Where he goes, a circus typically follows. I've had enough of high profile people using our club as a vehicle for their own ends. 

Lorraine Kelly 

A teenager at birth 😃

Cheers Jimbo...not many times then!

Believe he was on the Notts team the last time we won in 2015.

198-6
Didnt Look like getting anywhere near that at halfway.
brilliant from Whiteley at the end, just a shame he was caught if the last ball and denied the 16 ball half century. Another 50 from Madsen and everyone but Donald chipped in with runs.
over to the bowlers.

These are worth a try too… from the same guys…

The whole story is so sad yet so inspirational.
BBC Breakfast News this morning featured the staff who cared for him. It seemed he cared for them every bit as much. They were very emotional.
The hospital at which he received his treatment is not set up for MND care. He made it a target to build a better centre. That’s where Kevin Sinfield’s money raised has gone. 
He will be helping people from beyond the grave. Amazing man, amazing family.
 

Yeah, Middlesex fans moaning about their weak T20 batting & can’t fathom why he’s not playing. 
 
I politely suggested sending him back on loan for the T20 as they will finish bottom of that south group anyway…which riled a few up on Twitter… a few said I had a point 😁

Haha - I think they meant Priscilla. Yes she was 14 when she met Elvis but they didn't marry until she was 22
According to her autobiography, Elvis was a devout christian and refused to have intercourse until they were married. In interviews she admitted to being a virgin when they wed, but added "mind you, my mouth sure wasn't!" 😳

Not sure I will ever see the foul outside the area, free kick and then resultant penalty, put away by Trevor Christie, against Rotherham in 1984 topped for out and out angst/jubilation…

Off to see Grace Jones at Halifax Station in a couple of weeks . Any one who has been ? Would be grateful of recommendations for pubs ( real ale not Madri s**** 😉) and eateries ? Thanks in anticipation 😀

Lost 12lb in 3 week, 14st 7 now. Not bad saying i was 17st+ at one stage haah.

That’s just your suspicious mind.

Yes he’s a nice guy. Still messages us both often. 

Enjoyed that, Admira. Surprised Maria didn't sway it for you but the place you bought looked great.

I need to go on a diet!  

Filthy woman!

I thought they all were, When the lights went out and then the headstones lit up then the light show in the sky cracked me up.
Never forget em aye 😔

Well, none of them look under 60, but they might be ok for us!
The woman on pitch 38 looks like she’s put her head to a few balls in her time. 
 

Well, to be honest, we can’t be bothered. Rumours, Gossip, two cheeks of the same arse.

Watch out for the Nettles.

You'd love bread

this is True