David Graham Brown

Do you think our medicals are a little severe?

2 hours ago, Chilwellram said:

We’re interested in Scott Hogan apparently 

Didn’t he use to introduce the White Heather Club, on New Years Eve tv, with Jimmy Stewart?🍾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

16 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

You might joke, but Mason Bennett might actually be who Warne ends up with. Solid unit, tick. Runs a lot, tick. Scores a few goals, tick. Good fitness record, errrr, maybe not.

I was going to bed, and now I have both you and @angieramtitilating me.

Just remind me of the arms position, one hand on shoulder, one arm round waist, I could be mistaken, and I could be heading for a massive social etiquette blunder.🫣😳

1 hour ago, Jase116 said:

It's funny, after we missed out on the play offs, I turned round to the wife and 'we will win the league next season, play offs has to be minimal achievement 

If I had said the same comment to my wife, her reply would have been.

1 What are you on about?

2 You woke me up to tell me that?

Such is my wife’s interest in football.

2 hours ago, sage said:

I don't mind who at this stage, even if they are elderly

Partially sighted, incontinent? Where are we drawing a line, asking for their carers?

15 hours ago, Amberram said:

Carsington?

Correct, the Latin area.

3 hours ago, PistoldPete said:

My prayers 🙏🏻have been answered, bless you PP. PS. She is rather static however. 
Thank you.

Can we have the blond girl drumming her fingers please? In times like this she is sorely missed, and needed.

17 minutes ago, sage said:

Finally we will get that German CB

Also, I imagine the Southampton chap has a better grasp of the European youth scene than Darren Wassall but not as much as Philip Schofield

 

Gordon the Gopher is inconsolable.

2 hours ago, Rammeister said:

Do you do puns?

 

Puns? I thought you said guns! It’s only the first day, hold hard.😎😳

30 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

Collins+striker=oxymoron.

If we fail to sign a player this coming week (11June). I will be raising the panic level to, WILD HYSTERIA.

3 hours ago, The Last Post said:

Same here

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I give up, where is the number 8?

On 02/06/2023 at 20:34, Amberram said:

Any sign of a pink kit yet?

You are on the wrong site

On 03/06/2023 at 14:12, Derbados said:

Before I tell you my snippet of info, I have no idea if he’ll re-sign or not, no idea if he’s literally just moving house etc. but my friend works for a removals company and has this week moved Didzys furniture “up north” 

Most likely means absolutely nothing, but he’s moving out of the Derby /Notts  area non the less 

I’ve heard he’s doing a council house swop, with some family in Alvaston. Is Alvaston, up north?

1 hour ago, NorwichExile said:

I was dating a Swansea ST holder during that. One night she was talking in her sleep and the only words I made out were "No Ferrie, don't go! It's a s*** hole". Relationship deteriorated quickly after that..

There is more than one interpretation to that story, the second interpretation is not for this site.😳

On 09/05/2023 at 20:08, sage said:

Don't blame any young people for getting out of this country. Selfish old people have sabotaged your future.

In some cases yes, in our case we paid the deposit on our son’s first home, and our house is in our son’s name.

many of our family and friends have done the same.

To state the obvious, you cannot pick and choose when you are born, you make the best of what you have, in the time you have.

Virtual signalling? I’m in the Homer Simpson class.

17 hours ago, sage said:

3rd kit

 

I’m feeling a little nauseous.😵‍💫

18 hours ago, Inverurie Ram said:

I love a bit of sophistication me.

9 hours ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

I'll send them in the post but there might be a delay due to the bank holiday.

And the large men in suits from the FBI.😎🫣

7 hours ago, i-Ram said:

I would have bought one, but I am married. So frustrating.

I know, and share your frustration, hands on shoulders, no go, arms round waist, acceptable,just.🫣🤫

On 07/04/2023 at 17:51, SKRam said:

Blimey that’s a bit harsh mate isn’t it? 

Mel for the very last time, you’re not welcome here!

7 minutes ago, Grumpy Git said:

How come it’s half full of orange juice?

The gin takes up the rest, to the brim.🤪

53 minutes ago, Gaspode said:

Release the lions?

Yes, lots in double figures, particularly after Saturdays game.🦁🦁🦁

I was thinking wistfully about the Roman Amphitheater, and judging the referees performance at the the end of the game we either put our thumbs up, or in the case of Saturdays game down. The penalty for a thumbs down? I’m open to suggestions.