David Graham Brown

29 minutes ago, Alty_Ram said:

I'll tell you what else suffered badly through administration... Rammie's head. Couldn't help noticing on Saturday that bits of the horns were starting to peel off ! Now assuming that this isn't some natural phenomenon and just part of prep for tupping season, can someone just buy the poor guy a new costume !

And a few more sizes up, than the one he presently inhabits.

19 hours ago, fred binneys head said:

Luckily I don’t have any friends.

Ditto, neither have Derby County among the footballing authorities.

1 hour ago, Crewton said:

Iain Williamson. Gave Brum a soft penalty then played 7 minutes added time instead of the 3 minutes shown by the 4th official and didn't spot clear fouls at the last minute corner that led to their equaliser. The two points dropped effectively cost us a playoff place (well, that and Bournemouth and Watford's financial doping). 

In over 70 games Port Vale have never been awarded a penalty. 

11 hours ago, uttoxram75 said:

Its the area just south west of Burslem where the canal junctions are. Middleport, Longport are still places along with Port Vale Road and others.

The valley of the ports is what local legend says was the nickname of that area. 

They became Burslem Port Vale when they first moved east a few hundred yards.

Either way, Burslem is a shitehole of immense proportions.

I can never equate what beautiful pottery/ porcelain comes out of the Stoke area, and the run down state of the place.

1 minute ago, David Graham Brown said:

Tim Farron & Ironside? 

 

Ironside & Tim Farron?

Twice? How did that happen? Like an away Derby goal, you wait for one, and…….

17 minutes ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Ironside 

Tim Farron & Ironside? 

17 minutes ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Ironside 

Ironside & Tim Farron?

4 hours ago, Rammeister said:

Who is his uncle?

Mickey.

7 minutes ago, dantheram said:

Richie Wellens 

Isn’t he still singing with The Four Seasons?

Just tried twice to renew, both times reported, failed transactions!

4 minutes ago, Ellafella said:

 

The words encapsulates all that’s gone on over the last months at DCFC.

Just now, The Baron said:

For the record, so am I. 

No, I’m so am I!

25 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

I see members of the Flat Earth Society, the Who Killed Diana Cult, the JFK Gun Club, and the Moon Landing Was Fake Group, are all out in force on here this morning. My input is that I heard Paul Stretford took Madeline McCann and holds her in a basement in Salford with the rotting remains of Shergar.

Edgy.?

7 minutes ago, TomG said:

Now I don't want to sound like a 'Killjoy', but with DC being a wealthy, local businessman who is also a life-long Derby County fan, have we not all heard something not too dissimilar to this before from a certain Mel Morris?  Just sayin'!

Deja Vu. All over again.

39 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said:

Speaking as someone who is 'on the spectrum', I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Deja Vu, all over again?

7 minutes ago, Miggins said:

It's an epic read but it goes on a bit, but still well worth a read.

'War and Peace' is like the Teddy Bears' Picnic compared with this horror story.

Love, hate, intrigue, plot twists, conspiracy theories, goodies, baddies, hope, despair, tragedy, comedy.

All of life's rich tapestry lie within these covers.

If it was a work of fiction it would be a roller-coaster of a read and a best seller.

However, as a true story that recounts the club's descent into chaos due to unthinkable mismanagement.........

Actually, don't bother going back to  page 6.

Just hide in the cupboard under the stairs and repeat after me....'La La La La LA LA LA LA LA !! ?

And if made into a film it would have to be played by the Marx brothers, unfortunately they are not available.

24 minutes ago, Donnyram said:

My Mrs is snoring pretty loud and can definitely be classed as substantive

I would imagine should your wife read this, your next meal will be less than substantive.

3 hours ago, Jimbo Ram said:

How many more sleeps ? Any idea ?

Eternity and beyond!??

37 minutes ago, Turk Thrust said:

I know that “strokes” is US slang for masturbation . I just hope ”final strokes” means the last few artist’s brush strokes and not what I’m thinking…?

Vinegar.

Blackpool’s new manager,Michael Appleton?

The ratio of corner flags to players on contract is getting perilously  close.

Buzz Lightyear is thirty years old this year, I’m sure his motto fits well in the DCFC ongoing saga, INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!

20 minutes ago, TomTom92 said:

Welcome to the Derby administration,
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a fall from grace,
Plenty of room at the Derby administration,
Any time of year (any time of year)
All them oh so nears

to Hotel California

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man
"We are programmed to receive"
"You can check-out any time you like"
"But you can never leave!"

I’ve not read all the comments on this thread, but is anyone concerned about the possible loss of Rosenior? And who would replace him?

2 minutes ago, Dai Capp said:

strong statement - that's a Company who's backed into a corner and are coming out fighting... it's a very sordid affair all round, football is a murky world indeed...

They are fortunately reaping their lack of communicating over the last few weeks, and months. I’m fresh out of sympathy for them.

2 minutes ago, Unlucky Alf said:

I can tell you some War stories, My Mother was Austrian during the time AH just walked in and all through the occupation, The Russian Mongols that came in after AH was no more made the German soldiers look like bouncers at a Children's birthday party. 

Maybe if you had suffered at the hands of the invading Germans in their I’ll fated invasion of Russia, you may have thought and acted in a similar fashion Alf.