AbuDerbyDave

7 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Puns aside, I was steaming when I found out the news it was all BS.

Did you go Loco

2 hours ago, Bob The Badger said:

I'm going to guess I was the only person stupid enough to Google, Cleevalnd steamer then?

Nope 🤮

1 minute ago, Mucker1884 said:

Hey @Day ... any sign of 'em where you are?  

Thompson might be there, he’s the only one who will fit in the shower 😂

39 minutes ago, CornwallRam said:

The White Horse? Now that's not exactly a fitting venue, is it? We need to find somewhere more upmarket. I reckon the Joiners Arms would be far better.

Let’s hope none of them are driving the bus home 😂

Urine sample after eating beetroot

1 minute ago, B4’s Sister said:

I can’t see any food pairing guidance on the website but I imagine this is would be the guidance for cider:

White lightening - serve warm with a couple of roll ups, alfresco park bench dining optional

Dark fruits - serve cool but slightly watered down in crowded establishments with soggy chips and a luke warm burger with one piece of lettuce 

Asquith - served in a glass filled with unnecessary ice. Accompanied by a scotch egg with a perfectly cooked yolk, or a warm sausage roll. 

And there was me thinking it was our own Dark fruits member 😂

1 hour ago, B4’s Sister said:

Dear Derby County, 

As this sporting extravaganza falls around the time one consumes luncheon, would you please be kind enough to ensure the cuisine’s temperature is above the usual tepid level. One needs sustenance to soak up a couple of pints of dark fruits. 
 

Yours sincerely

 

 

Does dark fruits know about this or is it a surprise (sorry I just couldn’t resist it 😂)

Just now, oodledoodle said:

When I die, I want to be spread at the City Ground.

While I'm still burning.

Your worth more you’d only do 30p’s worth of damage 

1 minute ago, strawhillram said:

Travesty

 

Clusterfcuk

33 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

Describe your celebration to us when Wilson scored.

Shouting at the telly handball ref

1 minute ago, Barney1991 said:

Yeah I watched it at pp. looked a peno looked like the pepper took him out before it hit his hand if anything 

Well that’s that salted 😂

10 minutes ago, Archied said:

Maybe those other mad rumours about mel are true,,, he would have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids 🐶

Kids!!! I thought it was the elfs be more B4

RIP B4 😞 

4 minutes ago, Bald Eagle's Barmy Army said:

Nobody feels entitled to anything. 
 

Paul Warne said at the start of his tenure that supporters want to see entertaining football and that’s what he wants to deliver. 
 

He isn’t delivering on his promise on any level. 
 

Why don’t we give him the 4 years and see where we end up. 

Please no was one of the happy clappers but I’ve had enough 

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Clough said:

Which is quite sad when they earn less than £6m as a club, whislt our budget is almost double that.

Why not compare managers other than budgets, they get the the players in to do a job seems Matt Taylor with his players had more of a clue of how to play than PW did

1 minute ago, Barney1991 said:

Is warne having a tug in the dugout. 

 He has to apparently Sibleys banging his wife but keep it secret 😂

3 minutes ago, jameso said:

Steve McClaren? (first time round)

How long did that last 

24 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

And yet there are enough examples of a good manager getting better results out of a squad players than the previous manager, are there not?

Not at Derby there isn’t 

4 hours ago, RoyMac5 said:

I know that. Warne wasn't impressed with our performance either, you want to tell him we won? Although I think he knows.

Roy I know that nobody’s really impressed with the way we’re playing at the moment & also PW isn’t either but sometimes you’ve got to win ugly and a wins a win. I don’t know either way if PW going to leadus to the promised land but after the last 2 seasons I’m just happy that on a Saturday night I’ve got something to smile about. Have a good evening and UPR 

4 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said:

Couldn't miss them today. I like Simmo, he's got himself a tough job there. He wants to play football and there were some lovely interchanges, but you can see they are short in some key areas. 

Yes but they lost 2-0

1 minute ago, Tyler Durden said:

That must be a pretty common occurrence, no?

Ask any tradesman. 

Don’t ask one of them with a black thumbnail 

16 minutes ago, Comrade 86 said:

Think we might need another poll...

 

That’s not a poll that’s the hokey kokey 😂

1 minute ago, DavesaRam said:

Oh come on he’s barely had his first half in a team set up to sit deep. Even Messi would struggle in this team with this tactic.

Magicman has found his new Dobbin not me Dave

2 minutes ago, LazloW said:

Good that you're giving him plenty of time to prove himself.

Looks like he’s found his new Dobbin

4 minutes ago, Rampant said:

I wasn't expecting to post this but I'll sort the Bolton matchday thread out at some point tomorrow night.

COYR - what a fantastic win

The new Diego. In Rampant we trust😁