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4 minutes ago, Rampant said:

I wasn't expecting to post this but I'll sort the Bolton matchday thread out at some point tomorrow night.

COYR - what a fantastic win

The new Diego. In Rampant we trust😁

41 minutes ago, Eatonram said:

I saw Shergar. 

Was it in one of the pies 

1 hour ago, BaianoPOTY98 said:

Does anyone know if our head of recruitment or manager/staff have any decent contacts at any of the top premier league teams as regards loaning any up and coming stars like Frank managed to do?

Wasn’t that more to do with Jody Morris 

4 hours ago, Foreveram said:

🤔 three ?

Is that the average age 

2 hours ago, Kokosnuss said:

Forgot I'd bought a ticket to the big event this Saturday!

Anyone else coming along?

 

 

 

 

 

To me

On 19/05/2023 at 13:27, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said:

We never recovered from not signing Ferrie Bodde

He was too busy having a day off 

11 minutes ago, Grumpy Git said:

My grumpiness has nothing to do with Derby County, it’s a natural process that coincides with hair loss (and viagra addiction). ?

Yes I’ve heard that it’s hard to quit viagra ?

10 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

I heard he'd donated a Freedome to cover the pitch.

I thought it was a millennium ?

Just now, Ellafella said:

Yours I’ve heard ?

& I thought I’d bowled you a perfect out of the park ?

2 minutes ago, Ellafella said:

The forkin bell ?….?

Which end is it coming from 

3 minutes ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Everything was against my WILLY ?

Ftfy

5 minutes ago, Magicman said:

No but you don't need to question my motives - I call players as I see them good,  bad or developing. 

Just now, Van der MoodHoover said:

I've just got in from shopping. What have I missed? 

BTW I could have sworn I saw Neil Warnock in B&Q, what's that all about? 

?

He was just getting some new bolts for his neck?

1 hour ago, jono said:

I bet you line up your beers in the fridge by brand, size and use by date ?

1 hour ago, jono said:

I bet you line up your beers in the fridge by brand, size and use by date ?

They’ve got a used by date there’ll never get out of date in my house ?

2 minutes ago, Ellafella said:

Now given as an OG. 

You sunk my battleship 

sorry didn't see Thankyou Mr Clowes must be the tears in my eyes

From the whole of my heart thankyou

19 hours ago, kevinhectoring said:

Think it’s a spaniel 

I thought he was Norwegian 

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24 minutes ago, KBB said:

Don't want to be "that guy" but some fans will look on here for news, see the increase in page totals and become excited that the takeover is done and then see pages of puns. Don't want to be harsh, but we need to keep that off here.

Stop flexing your mussels

4 hours ago, Brailsford Ram said:

I attended the Crown Courts regularly as a witness throughout 39 years. I never witnessed a disaster such as Vardy's display over the last three days or anything that came anywhere close to it. She was like a Russian tank column in Ukraine.

Colleen is almost faultless by contrast simply because she's telling the truth. If Vardy's counsel pulls this one off it will be a feat on a par with the Resurrection.

Are you Bertie Small

I’m really really trying to find one good thing he’s left us with that will continue on after he’s finally fecked off. Give me a while

1 hour ago, Anna said:

After all my pissing and moaning... woohoo!

I’d be careful if I was you there’s a snake on your carpet 

1 hour ago, Anna said:

Well seeing a today is warm and sunny, knowing Blackpool it'll be cold and grey tomorrow ?

No it will be Black & White