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Putting 'full stop' at the end of a statement usually means that person is talking poo.
By usually, I mean always of course.
 

I wonder how many times his school mates applied a small amount of typex to his surname.

I wish we had someone as bad as him now. 

Yes. Self awareness is good

and that is why I barely watch F1. Farce

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Angieram. Very knowledgeable across all aspects of the club & extra kudos for doing moderator job. Also takes on a PR improvement role on here for Ramstrust. Her posts always worth reading
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'The faces Ive pulled' by Conehead John to Sheff Weds fans at work last May
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I do rate him as a poster but Jourdan probably sees more in a defeat than most. To be fair, not much optimism at all across the forum since Bielik got injured start of the year

Yeovil away

I wonder how many times his school mates applied a small amount of typex to his surname.

No I'm Mel Morris and so is my wife

I was mystified and annoyed by Lawrence being made captain, but this is the most committed and team orientated since he arrived at the club. 
I no longer refer to him as 'Poundland Ronaldo'. He has been elevated to 'Wilkos Ronaldo' 

No I'm Mel Morris and so is my wife

I guess it's about reducing overall risk and priorities. It doesn't need to be all or nothing and just because there's an inconsistency doesn't mean it's bs. 
Pubs/Restaurants can't function if you have to wear your mask at all times, but cinemas and theatres can. Likewise with buses, trains and supermarkets.
You also aren't required to go in to pubs and restaurants, but supermarkets, pharmacies etc are a different story.
It's a common sense approach to reducing risk....

I was mystified and annoyed by Lawrence being made captain, but this is the most committed and team orientated since he arrived at the club. 
I no longer refer to him as 'Poundland Ronaldo'. He has been elevated to 'Wilkos Ronaldo' 

I dont have one
Like my mum says if my dog dont like them I dont like them eathier.

No I'm Mel Morris and so is my wife

nope

When I was in the army I was in one of these. It was winter time and snow and ice everywhere. When I jumped out of the vehicle with other guys I hit the ice and fell. I realized instantly that I would be yelled at by some officer who was bound to see me slip and fell.
So I decided to act hurt and didn't even try to get up. And what you know, an officer we had a mutual hatred with each other was right there and saw what happened. When he reached me he saw that I wasn't about to get up and probably thought that I really was hurt. He asked if I was ok and I replied that my back hurt really bad. 
So he said that I should go to rest for a while and he would check on me in a while. So after about an hour he came back and inquired how I was feeling. We were in the middle of the woods and no doctors anywhere near so I told that I couldn't even stand straight. He asked if I needed to be transferred to a hospital for a check up. I told that there was no need for that because it would have been a bigger operation and the doctors would have called my bluff for sure. I said I would be just fine in a little while. So he commanded me to go to our camp for the rest of the day and keep the fire going.
Next day he asked how I was and would I need to see the doctor. I told I was just fine but limped the whole day and he seemed very proud of me for weaseling through the day. 

I'm still proud I got one on him.
 

Confession time.
I did an apprenticeship at the DRI during the 90s. I was able to have a day a week to go to college. I went to Wilmorton to do an a level to top up the nvq I was getting from apprenticeship.
This wasn’t just one whole day though, but work let me have 2hrs here, 3 hrs there etc throughout the week. 
after just a term I realised that these mornings off I was getting were better used to have hangovers after big nights out. So I stopped going to college. but I told work I was still going. 
this kid then escalated to a point that they got suspicious one day, when they saw me in town when I was taking a sick day. They asked wilmirton for my attendance. But cos I’d arranged it privately, they asked me first if were allowed to send it. I told them to send it to me, then forged it, and sent it on to my work. 
after a year if this I had to pretend that I’d passed all my mock exams. And they gave me a celebration. 
After the second year, after I passed my nvq, I was moving to Leicester, and was actually going to try another a level. But they think I’d already passed this one, and was going to university. And all my leaving gifts were university related. 
And as far as I know, I got away with it.
it really was a case of digging a hole so deep, the only way out was to keep digging to Australia. 

I think he is on the forum. I have 327 suspects. 

I went on holiday to Sardinia and a flight back on Sunday was £130 and the Monday flight was £25. I couldn't get Monday off so i booked the Sunday flight then pretended that my taxi had broken down on the way to the airport and I had to fly home the next day. 
 

I think he is on the forum. I have 327 suspects. 

That was an accident. The button came off my jeans.